[Humour] Joke du Jour 🤔

AmexRuislip

Retired Spy 🕵️‍♂️

Feb 2, 2014

34,805

Ruislip

• Oct 22, 2024

• #1

A man was walking through a cemetery, when he came across a chap kneeling by a grave.
Man: morning.
Chap: no I'm having a sh!t.

 

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Bodian

Well-known member

May 3, 2012

14,365

Cumbria

• Oct 22, 2024

• #2

Kneeling? Surely that would just end up soiling the backs of his legs and his clothes.

I think he must have misheard?

 

GrizzlingGammon

Well-known member

Dec 15, 2018

2,002

• Oct 22, 2024

• #3

Ofwat

 

Miximate

Well-known member

Aug 30, 2012

1,194

Mid Sussex

• Oct 22, 2024

• #4

Morning or mourning?

 

Eeyore

Colonel Hee-Haw of Queen's Park

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Apr 5, 2014

26,012

• Oct 22, 2024

• #5

'came across a chap kneeling by a grave'

This rather sounds like some sort of lewd sexual encounter, especially as neither seemed bothered by each other.

 

Last edited: Oct 23, 2024

jcdenton08

Offended Liver Sausage

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Oct 17, 2008

14,678

• Oct 22, 2024

• #6

Who kneels to have a shit?

 

KZNSeagull

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Nov 26, 2007

21,118

Wolsingham, County Durham

• Oct 22, 2024

• #7

I'm having grave doubts about this story.

 

South Stand Bonfire

Who lit that match then?

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Jan 24, 2009

2,549

Shoreham-a-la-mer

• Oct 22, 2024

• #8

Did it develop into a bit like that scene in Saltburn. That my wife mentioned to me obviously.

 

TugWilson

I gotta admit that I`m a little bit confused

Dec 8, 2020

1,743

Dorset

• Oct 22, 2024

• #9

OK so this man came across this kneel chap who seems to have some sort of incontinence issue - that couldn`t have helped the poor guy !

 

studio150

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Jul 30, 2011

30,258

On the Border

• Oct 22, 2024

• #10

Miximate said:

Morning or mourning?

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Brovion

In my defence, I was left unsupervised.

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Jul 6, 2003

19,888

• Oct 23, 2024

• #11

jcdenton08 said:

Who kneels to have a shit?

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Exactly, hence why I don't believe the story. If the OP said he'd seen a man crouching by a grave then the story might have been believable, albeit a tad disrespectful.