wunt be druv
Drat! and double drat!
Tricky one to call this, we could win, lose or draw...or the match could be abandoned, fog on the Tyne an' all that..
Lucky we’re playing at home. Going for a pint in The Sportsman before the game. Up the Dolphins!Tricky one to call this, we could win, lose or draw...or the match could be abandoned, fog on the Tyne an' all that..
They’ve been using the OPTA supercomputer again
That's where the Palace ninjas went wrong. First rule of being a ninja - don't advertise your position. What did they do? Hold up a 30 foot flag.Been up all night making my banner, it's going to shake the footballing world into a huge rethink.
Always makes me laugh in movies where ninjas are in the traditional all black get-up with the mask and everything, in broad daylight, looking completely conspicuous.That's where the Palace ninjas went wrong. First rule of being a ninja - don't advertise your position. What did they do? Hold up a 30 foot flag.
More ninja, less flag.
Yeah but… how else are we to identify the baddies ?Always makes me laugh in movies where ninjas are in the traditional all black get-up with the mask and everything, in broad daylight, looking completely conspicuous.
The whole point of a ninja is to blend in, not draw any attention to yourself and be like you were never there. They wear them at night because it’s dark… not in the bloody sunshine
Shifty eyes?Yeah but… how else are we to identify the baddies ?
They’ve been using the OPTA supercomputer again
Their ninja trousers are faded around the crotch, due to incontinence at so many games?Yeah but… how else are we to identify the baddies ?
Don’t get so upset about what you read from strangers on the internet.I’d really, really like if we lose and don’t play particularly well for the less philosophical fans on here to not go apeshit for once. Against Spurs the match thread was really embarrassing to read through.
My concern is the mental health of those who do get upset. I’m not one of them.Don’t get so upset about what you read from strangers on the internet.
Same here. Looking round a Uni with the boy and back for daughter’s birthday dinner.Can’t even watch this as have family shit to do, will probably mean it is the game of the decade and we win by like 7 and keep a clean sheet - you can thank me later, if it happens.
I’d really, really like if we lose and don’t play particularly well for the less philosophical fans on here to not go apeshit for once. Against Spurs the match thread was really embarrassing to read through.