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[Albion] Newcastle United vs Brighton & Hove Albion *** Official Match Thread ***

















jcdenton08

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That's where the Palace ninjas went wrong. First rule of being a ninja - don't advertise your position. What did they do? Hold up a 30 foot flag.

More ninja, less flag.
Always makes me laugh in movies where ninjas are in the traditional all black get-up with the mask and everything, in broad daylight, looking completely conspicuous.

The whole point of a ninja is to blend in, not draw any attention to yourself and be like you were never there. They wear them at night because it’s dark… not in the bloody sunshine
 




golddene

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Always makes me laugh in movies where ninjas are in the traditional all black get-up with the mask and everything, in broad daylight, looking completely conspicuous.

The whole point of a ninja is to blend in, not draw any attention to yourself and be like you were never there. They wear them at night because it’s dark… not in the bloody sunshine
Yeah but… how else are we to identify the baddies ?
 






zefarelly

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GT49er

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Talk Shite excelling themselves this morning. An hour ago - next we'll talk about Newcastle Brighton; that discussion was 'how did Tottenham manage to throw away a two goal lead against Brighton?' A little later, let's talk about Newcastle Brighton ................ yep, but we haven't talked about West Ham yet!
Third time lucky - they have finally managed to point out that Newcastle have got lots of injuries. Did predict a 2-1 win for Brighton, so I might forgive them a bit if they've got that right!
 








jcdenton08

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Don’t get so upset about what you read from strangers on the internet.
My concern is the mental health of those who do get upset. I’m not one of them.
 


Guinness Boy

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Can’t even watch this as have family shit to do, will probably mean it is the game of the decade and we win by like 7 and keep a clean sheet - you can thank me later, if it happens.
Same here. Looking round a Uni with the boy and back for daughter’s birthday dinner.
 






Zeberdi

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I’d really, really like if we lose and don’t play particularly well for the less philosophical fans on here to not go apeshit for once. Against Spurs the match thread was really embarrassing to read through.

I know what you mean but I wouldn’t go that far :lol: EDIT - misread that as you’d really ‘like if we lose and don’t play particularly well’ then the ‘less philosophical fans’ won’t go apeshit for once’. :wrong:

This will be a real test of FB’s metal today - Newcastle at home are a formidable enough side, St James’ Park is shitehouse.

I think I’ll consign this one to Brighton ’also ran’.
 
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