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[Humour] If the Royal Family could sub-contract out their duties who should they hire?
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AmexRuislip
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Super Steve Earle
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The Kray Twins to sort out Harry and Meghan.
junior
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Troy Deeney. About to become the Male Alex Scott.
aolstudios
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What does that mean?
junior
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That he will start to appear on anything and everything on our TV screens.
Alright, he's dead. But what does that matter?
- Jul 10, 2003
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- Jul 10, 2003
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It's a shame it's a few decades too late for Arthur Mullard 
Crawley Dingo
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Various Sesame Street characters.
dadams2k11
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If you have a problem, If no one else can help and if you can find them. Maybe you can hire, The A-Team.
- Jul 10, 2003
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Well if we were to use DNA and genealogy to trace the last few hundred years of various affairs, power claims and secrets of the 'first born' monarchy line, there's a pretty good chance we would have Kev, a shorts and singlet wearing, beer swilling, Southern hemisphere resident as King and head of the commonwealth.
I'm sure that would help
I'm sure that would help
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She needs a bloody good meal.
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Right on both counts.
METALMICKY
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For the anti monarchists I would strongly suggest outsourcing to Capita. Well known for needing the addition of an 'r' in their name.
They'd promise to stream line processes with 'flexible synergies', and reduce staff with significant savings. Couple of years later the monarchy would be fxxked!
They'd promise to stream line processes with 'flexible synergies', and reduce staff with significant savings. Couple of years later the monarchy would be fxxked!
Half Time Pies
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Someone democratically elected
Worried Man Blues
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Elton John's gotta be in there somewhere!
Elton John?
Thunder Bolt
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That’s Danny Dyer, isn’t it?Well if we were to use DNA and genealogy to trace the last few hundred years of various affairs, power claims and secrets of the 'first born' monarchy line, there's a pretty good chance we would have Kev, a shorts and singlet wearing, beer swilling, Southern hemisphere resident as King and head of the commonwealth.
I'm sure that would help