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[Humour] If the Royal Family could sub-contract out their duties who should they hire?







AmexRuislip

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Alright, he's dead. But what does that matter? ???
 














WATFORD zero

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Well if we were to use DNA and genealogy to trace the last few hundred years of various affairs, power claims and secrets of the 'first born' monarchy line, there's a pretty good chance we would have Kev, a shorts and singlet wearing, beer swilling, Southern hemisphere resident as King and head of the commonwealth.

I'm sure that would help :laugh:
 
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DavidinSouthampton

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Brandreth is a hugely annoying self-satisfied cock.

Alexander Armstrong is a terrific shout though. he'd make a great royal. To be fair he's probably distantly related anyway.
Right on both counts.
 




METALMICKY

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For the anti monarchists I would strongly suggest outsourcing to Capita. Well known for needing the addition of an 'r' in their name.

They'd promise to stream line processes with 'flexible synergies', and reduce staff with significant savings. Couple of years later the monarchy would be fxxked!
 












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Well if we were to use DNA and genealogy to trace the last few hundred years of various affairs, power claims and secrets of the 'first born' monarchy line, there's a pretty good chance we would have Kev, a shorts and singlet wearing, beer swilling, Southern hemisphere resident as King and head of the commonwealth.

I'm sure that would help :laugh:
That’s Danny Dyer, isn’t it?
 


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