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[Albion] Teenagers (Scare the living....)



Stato

Stato

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Dec 21, 2011
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Between 2022/23 and now teenagers have scored a total of 64 goals in the EPL and provided 40 assists.

Brighton have 24 goals and 8 assists from Buonanotte, Colwill, Enciso, Ferguson & Hinshelwood;
Man Utd have 13 goals and 8 assists from Garnacho, Mainoo and Forson;
Southampton have 6 goals and 2 assists from Alcaraz, Lavia and Dibling;
Aston Villa have 5 goals and no assists, all from Duran;
Burnley have 4 goals and 3 assists from Koleosho & Oderbert;
Leeds have 2 goals and 4 assists from Gnoto;
Newcastle have 2 goals and 4 assists from Anderson, Miley and Hall;
Liverpool have 2 goals and 2 assists from Elliott and Bajcetic;
Chelsea have 2 goals and 1 assist from Chukuemeka and Gilchrist;
Man City have 2 goals and 1 assist all from Lewis
Leicester have 1 goal and 2 assists from Buonanotte* and Kristiansen;
West Ham have 1 goal and 0 assists from Earthy;
Palace have 0 goals and 4 assists from France and Wharton;
Bournemouth have 0 goals and 1 assist from Kervez;

37.5% of teenager goals and 20% of teenager assists over the last two and a bit seasons have come from one team.

Our team.

S'alright I suppose.

* (The goal and 1 one of the assists - Brighton loanee)
 








WATFORD zero

WATFORD zero

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Jul 10, 2003
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Stato said:
Between 2022/23 and now teenagers have scored a total of 64 goals in the EPL and provided 40 assists.

Brighton have 24 goals and 8 assists from Buonanotte, Colwill, Enciso, Ferguson & Hinshelwood;
Man Utd have 13 goals and 8 assists from Garnacho, Mainoo and Forson;
Southampton have 6 goals and 2 assists from Alcaraz, Lavia and Dibling;
Aston Villa have 5 goals and no assists, all from Duran;
Burnley have 4 goals and 3 assists from Koleosho & Oderbert;
Leeds have 2 goals and 4 assists from Gnoto;
Newcastle have 2 goals and 4 assists from Anderson, Miley and Hall;
Liverpool have 2 goals and 2 assists from Elliott and Bajcetic;
Chelsea have 2 goals and 1 assist from Chukuemeka and Gilchrist;
Man City have 2 goals and 1 assist all from Lewis
Leicester have 1 goal and 2 assists from Buonanotte* and Kristiansen;
West Ham have 1 goal and 0 assists from Earthy;
Palace have 0 goals and 4 assists from France and Wharton;
Bournemouth have 0 goals and 1 assist from Kervez;

37.5% of teenager goals and 20% of teenager assists over the last two and a bit seasons have come from one team.

Our team.

S'alright I suppose.

* (The goal and 1 one of the assists - Brighton loanee)
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When you see this, the Financials of Premier league teams, our position in the Premier league over the last couple of years, and the style of football we play, we really are watching a complete and utter f***ing miracle :bowdown:
 


Nobby Cybergoat

Nobby Cybergoat

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Jul 19, 2021
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Stato said:
Between 2022/23 and now teenagers have scored a total of 64 goals in the EPL and provided 40 assists.

Brighton have 24 goals and 8 assists from Buonanotte, Colwill, Enciso, Ferguson & Hinshelwood;
Man Utd have 13 goals and 8 assists from Garnacho, Mainoo and Forson;
Southampton have 6 goals and 2 assists from Alcaraz, Lavia and Dibling;
Aston Villa have 5 goals and no assists, all from Duran;
Burnley have 4 goals and 3 assists from Koleosho & Oderbert;
Leeds have 2 goals and 4 assists from Gnoto;
Newcastle have 2 goals and 4 assists from Anderson, Miley and Hall;
Liverpool have 2 goals and 2 assists from Elliott and Bajcetic;
Chelsea have 2 goals and 1 assist from Chukuemeka and Gilchrist;
Man City have 2 goals and 1 assist all from Lewis
Leicester have 1 goal and 2 assists from Buonanotte* and Kristiansen;
West Ham have 1 goal and 0 assists from Earthy;
Palace have 0 goals and 4 assists from France and Wharton;
Bournemouth have 0 goals and 1 assist from Kervez;

37.5% of teenager goals and 20% of teenager assists over the last two and a bit seasons have come from one team.

Our team.

S'alright I suppose.

* (The goal and 1 one of the assists - Brighton loanee)
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ohhh Stato, Stato, Stato.

It's all about the numbers with you excel types isn't it. All obscure football databases.

How about focussing on the the quality of the goals for a change?

Enciso, roofing 30 yarders against Chelsea and City
Hinsh basically recreating Shearer against Holland in Euro 96 and his CR7 impression at the weekend
Facu firing into the top corner against Palace
Evan spanking a hatrick against the Toon

Those moments is what football is all about. It's about glory. About the dreams we had as kids, being played to us in front of our eyes on a weekly basis. Not some dry spreadsheet session
 




hart's shirt

hart's shirt

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Jul 8, 2003
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Kitbag in Dubai
Nobby Cybergoat said:
ohhh Stato, Stato, Stato.

It's all about the numbers with you excel types isn't it. All obscure football databases.

How about focussing on the the quality of the goals for a change?
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So less Stato, more Ecstato?
 


bhafc99

bhafc99

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Oct 14, 2003
7,447
Dubai
That’s some main character skibidi toilet rizz there. No cap.
 


Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's tackle

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Anger

Anger

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Jul 21, 2017
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That’s all well and good, but how many have scored directly from a free-kick?
 






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