Codner pharmaceuticals
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Can expats join the club also? **** in North Carolina.
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[Misc] What determines a ****
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Can expats join the club also? **** in North Carolina.
swindonseagull
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Waiting for the proverbial incoming missile from [MENTION=750]swindonseagull[/MENTION]
Who definitely isn't a ****
Yea I’ve got one K55BHA
Make me an offer if your names Kevin and your 55!!!
That’s not you [MENTION=28934]AmexRuislip[/MENTION]. I know your not Kevin and also way over 55
Oh yea 55 (or SS) is swindon seagull !!!
So I’m a tw@t and a plane spotter
AmexRuislip
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AIT76
The wisdom of a fool
- Jul 29, 2004
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There was a short doc on C4 ages ago about a bloke called Nigel who was making do with "N2 GEL" on his silver rep-mobile because he wasn't rich enough to ever afford "N1 GEL".
The film makers were a bit unkind to him - portraying him as some sort of ultimate loser. It was funny though when they got him to agree to meet the owner of N1 GEL. Matey is waiting there at the address with his mundane Merc wondering where the other guy is when all of a sudden the driveway starts to rise and a lairy yellow Countach pops up from it's underground parking bunker, owner alongside grinning and waving.
The film makers were a bit unkind to him - portraying him as some sort of ultimate loser. It was funny though when they got him to agree to meet the owner of N1 GEL. Matey is waiting there at the address with his mundane Merc wondering where the other guy is when all of a sudden the driveway starts to rise and a lairy yellow Countach pops up from it's underground parking bunker, owner alongside grinning and waving.
- Jul 10, 2003
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Must be reassuring that no matter how much of a **** you are, there's always a bigger **** just round the corner
Whitley Bayster
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...Should have their crap dumped through their front windows and their faces rubbed in dog shit! Selfish twunts
Whitley Bayster
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Blokes with high performance cars (probably with personal regs) that drive right up your backside because their cocks are so small they need to get somewhere quickly to check they haven't disappeared inside themselves.
Prime ministers who resign but won't leave - huge ****s, they are.
East Staffs Gull
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People who hang dog poo bags on tree branches.
Drivers who don’t indicate.
People who drop litter.
Queue jumpers.
Drivers who don’t indicate.
People who drop litter.
Queue jumpers.
Hey, have a heart - some people can't afford a proper Christmas tree.
Where my Dad lives in Brighton, a bloke was leaving his dog’s **** all over the payments, in early morning dog walks.
This literally stopped overnight after my Dad shovelled some onto their front door stop.
Must be reassuring that no matter how much of a **** you are, there's always a bigger **** just round the corner
You should see my next door neighbour.
I could park a Bazzed up Corsa on the drive with neon underlighting and still look cool.
100 times worse than any type of personal number plate mentioned on this thread is cars with exhaust pipes that sound like a firework display 
I can’t get my head around this at all.
Many years ago an old car that had engine / exhaust problems was called an old banger, now I see and hear expensive looking cars driving around with I guess some sort of switch which turn the car into noisy c*** mode……surely these noisy cars would attract the attention of the police if the exhaust popped and banged all the time.
I can’t get my head around this at all.Many years ago an old car that had engine / exhaust problems was called an old banger, now I see and
hear expensive looking cars driving around with I guess some sort of switch which turn the car into noisy c*** mode……surely these noisy cars would attract the attention of the police if the exhaust popped and banged all the time.
Goring-by-Seagull
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- Jan 5, 2012
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Must be reassuring that no matter how much of a **** you are, there's always a bigger **** just round the corner
Words to live by
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100 times worse than any type of personal number plate mentioned on this thread is cars with exhaust pipes that sound like a firework display
Many years ago an old car that had engine / exhaust problems was called an old banger, now I see and
NDN had an RS6 (until he crashed it) that had a 'let the neighbours know I'm here' button.
Car noise is an interesting one, old cars are generally noisier . . . especially if they run on Twin choke webers. . . . you get looks lke you're trying to kills small children sometimes . . . . the exhaust is no noisier than a normal shopping trolley. People are often outraged by things they don't understand.
pffft turbo dump valves . . .WTF is that all about!