[Politics] A Rollicking Good Time

[PeterOut]

How the hell is he going to play snooker on a boat?

 

[LowKarate]

I’m curious, what exactly did you think I looked like?

In my mind’s eye you looked like Bill Maynard.

Oh...

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

How the hell is he going to play snooker on a boat?

It may well improve his game, he was shit at it, ask him why.
If he was any good he would not be on some boat doing it.
Is this the best the cruise company could come up with, never fancied going on a cruise, i fancy it even less now.
Who is on the next cruise, is it the cast Citizen Khan taking questions about how to produce cutting edge comedy?

 

[The Clamp]

Off on a cruise next week with none other than former snooker player 'double O 147' Nigel Bond.

Any questions you have for him, please feel free to ask away and I'll do my best to pose them to him.

Also any recommendations for things to do in Cartagena - Colombia, Colon - Panama and Limon - Costa Rica please let me know.

I found a pound last week.

 

[The Clamp]

Cruising with Nigel Bond.












Monkey Tennis?

 

[LamieRobertson]

What's his favourite snooker position, in either potting the pink or brown?


https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/member.php?4593-Ⓩ-Ⓐ-Ⓜ-Ⓞ-Ⓡ-Ⓐ for Costa Rica

 

[The Clamp]

I heard he has used his fee from this cruise venture to get his arms extended. The rest is history.

 

[Surf's Up]

Cartegena is, allegedly, the tranny capital of Columbia, so get yrself well and truly bummed by a "cock in a frock" - go on, treat yourself!!

 

[pearl]

I’m curious, what exactly did you think I looked like?

a bit like Rodney in OF&Horses, but with longer greasy, lank hair and a smelly battered leather jacket (you did ask).

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

I can’t be the only one who had to Google this? For that reason I am out on questions.

Nice “I’m off on holiday look at me” thread too

Me too. Never heard of him, and I'm not totally ignorant on snooker.

 

[crodonilson]

Me too. Never heard of him, and I'm not totally ignorant on snooker.

I'm gobsmacked. He was a top, top player about 20 years ago. Past his best now but alongside Fergal O'Brien is a master at the after dinner speaking and is still very competitive on the World Tour.

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

I'm gobsmacked. He was a top, top player about 20 years ago. Past his best now but alongside Fergal O'Brien is a master at the after dinner speaking and is still very competitive on the World Tour.

Fair enough...…. probably forgotten him rather than never heard of him. I like snooker but have never followed it that closely.

 

[Greg Bobkin]

I once got an email inviting me on a cruise with The Hoff. Did you go on that one, too, Crodo?

 

[crodonilson]

I once got an email inviting me on a cruise with The Hoff. Did you go on that one, too, Crodo?

No, but it's on my bucket list alongside John Virgo and Linda Lusardi.

 

[pearl]

I once got an email inviting me on a cruise with The Hoff. Did you go on that one, too, Crodo?

https://youtu.be/Cv6tuzHUuuk

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

No, but it's on my bucket list alongside John Virgo and Linda Lusardi.

Better stock up on the Mansize Kleenex then. Oh.

 

[pearl]

In my mind’s eye you looked like Bill Maynard.

Oh...

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that's cruel!

 

[crodonilson]

Just booked a mediterannean adventure with Des O'Connor for July.

 

[Guinness Boy]

How does he feel about being an afterthought in any NSC Snooker sweepstakes


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[Guinness Boy]

Who would win a fight between Ronnie O’Sullivan on crack and Judd Trump on meths?


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