Zoe Slater off Eastenders to play the bionic woman!

[The Wookiee]

The ONLY slater worth a poke !

 

[Meade's Ball]

Didn't she plan to throw herself off suicide bridge one evening in her teenage depression a few years ago?

Would it have been wrong for me to have read her mind of this scheme and to await her entirely naked and erect on the tarmac that she had intended to splash herself on, hoping that i could both save her and impregnate her wombs, thereby offering her an alternative to death being the cure to sorrow, and myself having an orgasm?

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

 

[Les Biehn]

Didn't she plan to throw herself off suicide bridge one evening in her teenage depression a few years ago?

Would it have been wrong for me to have read her mind of this scheme and to await her entirely naked and erect on the tarmac that she had intended to splash herself on, hoping that i could both save her and impregnate her wombs, thereby offering her an alternative to death being the cure to sorrow, and myself having an orgasm?

Utter classic.

Out of death comes life. I like it Meado. Especially as that fine piece of A crashes into your monkey custard chucker full on.
'Beast me you bassive mreasted sluts worth.'

 

[McShane79]

Nice baps whatever anyone says.

 

[McShane79]

Didn't she plan to throw herself off suicide bridge one evening in her teenage depression a few years ago?

Would it have been wrong for me to have read her mind of this scheme and to await her entirely naked and erect on the tarmac that she had intended to splash herself on, hoping that i could both save her and impregnate her wombs, thereby offering her an alternative to death being the cure to sorrow, and myself having an orgasm?

 

[Les Biehn]

Nice baps whatever anyone says.

f***ing fit. Fast becoming my favourite. I love those large breasted, tall, dark haired fitties

 

[Commander]

Would it have been wrong for me to have read her mind of this scheme and to await her entirely naked and erect on the tarmac that she had intended to splash herself on, hoping that i could both save her and impregnate her wombs, thereby offering her an alternative to death being the cure to sorrow, and myself having an orgasm?

No MB, it would not have been wrong.

 

[logan89]

liked her old blonde mate beter

 

[Tazman]

She's just made something of mine bionic!

 

[Les Biehn]

liked her old blonde mate beter

Never thought beter was that fit myself.

 

[desprateseagull]

damn! there goes my £10 bet she'd be wonder woman!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

She's just made something of mine bionic!

Great thread!

 

[desprateseagull]

perhaps the 'suicide' bid was because dirty den came onto her (shudder).,..

 

[desprateseagull]

re getting the BW job.. was it her acting talent, or her Cockney wit?

nah, just nice baps and probably cheaper than the usual siiconed wanabees.

www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops679/noops_michelle_ryan.html

 

[SeagullTim]

dont like Zoe Slater, only Stacey

Ditto,

Zoe -

Stacey -

 

[Statto]

I am actually Distantly related to that young lady. She is my second cousin once removed I think. Just saying like.

 

[McShane79]

Nice.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Why the long face?

 

[McShane79]

Link below to the NBC site with a video trailer of Michelle Ryan as the Bionic Woman!

http://www.nbc.com/Fall_Preview/Bionic_Woman/index.shtml