Zamoras Flat.

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I have just learned that one of the chaps down the pub here in shitsville, Essex, has got a job coming up doing some work on Zamoras flat in Docklands.

I am now on the horns of a dilemma. Do I try and ingratiate myself to this knobber in order to get my prized Zamora replica top signed, or do I play it cool and miss the opp?

Probably a no brainer actually.

 

[7:18]

Go for it!

 

[surrey jim]

go for it

 

[Berk (of 'Trapdoor' fame)]

would you gain access to said flat? will there be the chance to masturbate on anything?

 

[Publius Ovidius]

...or go through his underwear drawer?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Or to try to find his secret stash of 'private' photos of Nicola T?

 

[desprateseagull]

why not write to West Ham forst, and ask if BZ will sign?

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

would you gain access to said flat? will there be the chance to masturbate on anything?

Interesting... sort of like you were the first man on the moon...I BET that went through Armstrongs mind.

 

[Easy 10]

Interesting... sort of like you were the first man on the moon...I BET that went through Armstrongs mind.

"Thats one small step for man.....one giant JIZZ for mankind"

 

[Berk (of 'Trapdoor' fame)]

"Thats one small step for man.....one giant JIZZ for mankind"

perhaps that's where all the moon being made of cheese rumours came from. I hear Armstrong wasn't too fresh.

 

[magoo]

Or to try to find his secret stash of 'private' photos of Nicola T?

mmm she'll probably be there wandering about all bored in her neglige....

 

[HHSeagull]