Your Valentines Day

[Pretty pink fairy]

It's in SOUTHAMPTON, not brighton!

different class in scumhampton are they all brazilion shaven?

 

[federicoed-up]

Yes! I would love











A whispa bar.... That was what you were talking about, right?

:thud:

Er, yeah. Sure.

 

[federicoed-up]

Staying well away from you most probably.

 

[Mendoza]

mine was RUINED by the man i love, Mushtaq Ahmed

 

[federicoed-up]

did he stand you up?

 

[Djmiles]

what are you up to?

Going out with some mates....unless you had something planned for just the two of us?

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

:thud:

Er, yeah. Sure.

x

 

[Mrs Coach]

Explain - what does a lobster handed girl do then ?

Look at the avatar. I'm staying away from large steaming saucepans tonight!

 

[Da Man Clay]

Erm, not alot I wouldn't have thought. Might go and get drunk, probably not though.

 

[Mendoza]

Look at the avatar. I'm staying away from large steaming saucepans tonight!

its just like Eric Hitchmo's hand

 

[Mrs Coach]

Caption Comp - "If you dont buy me some flowers Mr Coach, I'm snipping off your danglies with my mutant lobster Hitchmo-hand!"

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

Going out with some mates....unless you had something planned for just the two of us?

best stick with your mates

 

[Djmiles]

best stick with your mates

 

[Nibble]

just been sick!

That's because your heart is made of stone!

 

[Herne Hill Seagull]

How has your day been so far ? - Bloody hard day at work.

Many cards ? - None, nor any sent.

What have you planned for tonight ? - Nowt. If I made any kind of obligate, tokenist gesture today my g/f would treat it with the kind of contempt it would deserve.

You've got me started now. I'll say it one more time - today is the ONLY day of the year when it is NOT acceptable to make some kind of gesture, to do something or buy a little gift for your other half. It's the antithesis of romantic - a money driven, cynical exercise in preying on people's insecurities, and as such is utterly meaningless and romantically bankrupt. If you want to do something nice for someone you care about, do it spontaneously when you want to and because you're thinking about them, NOT BECAUSE THE PEOPLE WHO SELL CARDS, FLOWERS, CHOCOLATES AND TASTELESS f***ing TEDDY BEARS ARE TELLING YOU THAT YOU SHOULD!

Rant over. For now.

 

[RM-Taylor]

You've got me started now. I'll say it one more time - today is the ONLY day of the year when it is NOT acceptable to make some kind of gesture, to do something or buy a little gift for your other half. It's the antithesis of romantic - a money driven, cynical exercise in preying on people's insecurities, and as such is utterly meaningless and romantically bankrupt. If you want to do something nice for someone you care about, do it spontaneously when you want to and because you're thinking about them, NOT BECAUSE THE PEOPLE WHO SELL CARDS, FLOWERS, CHOCOLATES AND TASTELESS f***ing TEDDY BEARS ARE TELLING YOU THAT YOU SHOULD!

Rant over. For now.

All men should agree with this, Tasha knows because I told her today, although she called me insensitive and un-caring but oh well

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

That's because your heart is made of stone!

no steel........krupp steel!