Your Top 3 Viz Characters

[Mtoto]

Roger Mellie
Big Vern
Modern Parents

Also remember reading the Billy The Fish episode with Mick Hucknall from Simply Red on a bus in north London many years ago. It was during a tube strike, so everyone on the bus was in a vile mood.

When it got to the punchline - someone in the crowd saying "yes, in a bizarre recreation of his musical career, Mick Hucknall from Simply Red's considerable early promise has been followed up by a series of lacklustre disappointments" I laughed so much I fell off my seat.

 

[Caravan Club]

Roger's Profanisaurus - The Ultimate Swearing Dictionary is the funniest book in the world - FACT!!!

As I read quoted somewhere on the internet - "it's scandalous that this book sells less copies than the bible!!!"

 

[NMH]

Shearer.

Based on a real person though, I believe

 

[Spunk Bubble]

1. Sid the Sexist
2. Roger Mellie
3. Billy the Fish

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

What a great thread

Paul Whicker the Tall Vicar

Roger Mellie

Buster Gonads

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

1 sid the sexist
2 cockney wanker
3 mili tant

 

[Easy 10]

Fru T. Bunn the Master Baker
Fru (short for Frubert) is a Master Baker (a pun on the term \"masturbator\") who for one reason or another is unsatisfied with the sex life he has with his wife, Noreen. To this end, he bakes himself life-sized sex dolls made out of gingerbread, with currant buns or meringues in place of the breasts and donuts in place of the genitalia.

Other gingerbread characters frequently appear in the strip, in place of actual people. For instance, Fru gets arrested for having sex with a gingerbread sex doll in someone\'s caravan. He then gets locked in a cell, occupied by an inmate who turns out to be a gingerbread man with an extremely large chocolate eclair for a penis, and it is implied that Fru is anally raped by the inmate. The February 2005 issue shows him being arrested by gingerbread policemen for statutory rape on a gingerbread serving girl he made, and being led to a gingerbread police van in front of a gingerbread lynch mob. Where the extra gingerbread people come from is never elaborated on, adding to the surreal nature of the strip.

Sadly, other bakers in the comic\'s world are just like Fru - while on holiday, Fru notices a fellow baker on holiday with a gingerbread doll of his own. Fru follows them to the beach, where he begins masturbating over the sunbathing gingerbread doll. Unfortunately, he gets pummelled when the baker accompanying the gingerbread doll returns from swimming.

Fru and Noreen have a school-age daughter, Chelsea. Initially she was fairly normal, but later became severely handicapped, being reduced to a very low mental age. Since then it has several times been implied (though never stated outright) that she walked in on Fru performing a sex act on one of his dolls, and the shock of seeing this resulted in her being left in her current state.

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[Pavilionaire]

1. Victorian Dad
2. Terry Fuckwit
3. Biffa Bacon.

 

[Easy 10]

Oh, and Mr Logic
and Mrs Brady, Old Lady

 

[cheeseroll]

Roger Mellie
Pathetic Sharks
Sid

(honourable mention to Fat Slags & Mr Logic)

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Special mention to Jellyhead of course...