Your partners most irritating habit

[pasty]

She wont relax.....really annoys me at times.

Yep, know that one. Mrs Pasty is incapable of simply sitting down and doing nothing.

 

[Race]

His habit of sitting down and doing nothing.........when he should be doing something.

 

[Yorkie]

Snoring LOUDLY

 

[pasty]

His habit of sitting down and doing nothing.........when he should be doing something.

Are you Mrs Pasty in disguise ?

 

[RonnieO'Sullivan]

His habit of sitting down and doing nothing.........when he should be doing something.

but he is Guy Butters he does it the Guy way.

 

[Race]

but he is Guy Butters he does it the Guy way.

No, he does it MY way!

 

[Juan Albion]

NEVER replaces a new loo roll,

Pah! Never trust a woman with anything technical. Race, you only replace the OLD loo rolls, not the NEW ones. What wasters women can be.

 

[Race]

Pah! Never trust a woman with anything technical. Race, you only replace the OLD loo rolls, not the NEW ones. What wasters women can be.

You KNOW what I mean

 

[Vlad the Impala]

You KNOW what I mean

Why do women think men are psychic? THAT is their worst fault.

 

[Race]

Why do women think men are psychic? THAT is their worst fault.

So what you mean is that after you have used the last of the loo roll you KNOW it needs a replacement but you really cant be bothered cso you know the woman will just do it anyway?

Men = lazy. That is their worst fault.

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

So what you mean is that after you have used the last of the loo roll you KNOW it needs a replacement but you really cant be bothered cso you know the woman will just do it anyway?

Men = lazy. That is their worst fault.

And we are all eternally grateful for women for pointing out our faults. Eternally.

However, should we feel the need to tell you "actually, your bum does look big in that, you lardy old bag", please don't feel offended - we are simply returning the favour!

 

[king Wombat]

picks her lips with her fingers. makes em bleed. tis truly minging.

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

picks her lips with her fingers. makes em bleed. tis truly minging.

As long as she doesn't sit on your white sofa, you should be OK.







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[Meade's Ball]

No, he does it MY way!

It's my way or the Guy-way!

 

[bhafc99]

Me: "Would you like a cup of tea?"
Her: "Are you having one?"
Me: "No..."
Her: "Well, I won't then."

OR

Me: "Would you like a cup of tea?"
Her: "Are you having one?"
Me: "Yeah..."
Her: "OK, yes please."

FFS. You either want a cup of tea or you don't, why does your ****ing answer have to depend on what I'm doing?

A typical example of her utterly infuriating habit of answering every question, no matter how mundane, with a question. She appears to be completely incapable of saying what her decision is without making it seem like I'm responsible for that decision.

I sometimes think a marriage proposal, if I did it, would go like this:

Me: "Will you marry me?"
Her: "Do you want to get married?"
Me: "Yes"
Her: "Well, we'll get married then."

 

[The Large One]

I know what you mean...

Me: Darling, I wish you wouldn't do that while I'm eating breakfast.
Her: What?
Me: Be here. You look like shit this morning.

She smashes bowl in my face.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Race ...

We all watch your man at work. We know more about him than you do. He doesn't do much wrong. But when he does make a mistake, we've worked out what the situation needs.

Would you like a tip?

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... call on the services of a nice ginger-haired 19 year old boy from over the water.



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