Your favourite random named footballer

[The Large One]

There's always the former Albion goalkeeper - turned film star, the testicularly-deficient-to-the-tune-of-one...

Perry DIGWEED.

 

[Garage_Doors]

Fred

 

[Twinkle Toes]

jemba jemba

So bad they named him twice..

ps Hearing the name Papa Bouba Diop has always brought a smile to me face. Loved that song name-checking PBD that Danny Baker used to play last year. Scat-tastic scenes!

 

[footychick]

Amawanker or whatever he's called.

 

[KZNSeagull]

Amawanker or whatever he's called.

Wayne Rooney?

 

[Perry Milkins]

Troy Archibald-Henville.

Almost expect him to be wearing a monocle.

 

[brightonlass2009]

Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink.

Still convinced he sounds like the name of a place.

 

[Publius Ovidius]

Jerkov of Chelsea fame

"snigger"

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Andrei Arshavin

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Not strictly a footballer, but 1878 FA Cup Final referee, Segar Bastard.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Brian Pinas

Uwe Fuchs

David Seaman

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Andre Muff of FC Concordia Basel.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Wolfgang Wolf, the former manager of Wolfsburg, is my favourite.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

 

[Iamapen15]

No doubt somebody will correct me if I'm wrong, but I remember a Barnet footballer (at least I think it was Barnet) called Mycock.

We use to do all the jokes about him being 'left on the bench' or that he 'dribbles well', 'can't shoot straight' etc etc.

Must be about 25 years ago now.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

No doubt somebody will correct me if I'm wrong, but I remember a Barnet footballer (at least I think it was Barnet) called Mycock.

We use to do all the jokes about him being 'left on the bench' or that he 'dribbles well', 'can't shoot straight' etc etc.

Must be about 25 years ago now.

I used to know a Paul Mycock. And quite recently met someone called Dawn Horn.

 

[jcdenton08]

Early CM legend Tonton Zolo Moukoko

 

[Fawkesy]

Juan Pablo Angel

Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank (sp)

Bastian Schwienstiger (sp)

 

[PHCgull]

not a player but a club. Russian, in fact.

KAPAZ GANJA

Smokin'!


edit: actually they're the second most successful club in azerbaijan...

 

[vulture]

phil mchunt off berwick rangers