Your favourite football Quotes.

[Frutos]

"I never comment on referees and I'm certainly not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat"

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

"I never comment on referees and I'm certainly not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat"

Love that one, was this another cloughie gem

 

[timco]

Lawrie McMenemy - When you are winning 1-0 at half time you should not lose 6-0

 

[timco]

Love that one, was this another cloughie gem

Ron Atkinson

Funny Things to Say

 

[dandanthebrightonfan]

Loved Big Ron
'How are they defensively, attacking-wise?"

"I never comment on referees and I'm certainly not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat"

 

[Everest]

Reporter to Gordon Strachan: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please?"
Strachan: "Velocity"

 

[smelly]

Interviewer: "Shola Ameobi some fans call you the Chief. What does Bobby Robson call you?"

Ameobi:" Carl Cort"

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

"an injured zlatan is a problem for any team"

zlatan ibrahimovic

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

"I don't care about records. Kylie Minogue makes records."

 

[dandanthebrightonfan]

Ian Holloway

"He's six foot something, fit as a flea,good looking - he's got to have something wrong with him.
Hopefully he is hung like a hamster - that would make us all feel better.
Having said that, me missus has got a pet hamster at home and his cock is massive"
- on Cristiano Ronaldo

 

[Kuipers Supporters Club]

"I know what's around the corner, I just don't know where the corner is!" Kevin Keegan.

 

[Frank Inkerman]

I think George Best said "he can trap a ball further than I can kick it" - but I don't know who about

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

Two more from cloughie

"Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't on that shift"

And his 1st training session after taking over from Don Revie at Leeds " All those throphys and medals you've won? Throw them all in the bin, because you won them by cheating"

 

[Durlston]

"In some ways cramp is worse than a broken leg". Kevin Keegan.

 

[levski seagull]

ian rush asked what he thought of living in italy whilst at juve replied..."it's like living in another country"!

 

[Byrne & Small]

Ian Dowie's "Bounce back ability" Or Dennis Bergkamp being able to 'Flick it round the corner' Or any player at that!!

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

We are not quite there yet... we've pulled her in the disco and got her into the cab, but we have not got her through the front door yet.
Ian Holloway

 

[clippedgull]

Gus Poyet 'I know everything that goes on in football'

 

[rcf0712]

"I never comment on referees and I'm certainly not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat"

Always been my personal favourite that one, used to be my tag line

 

[acrossthepond]

Mind you, I've been here during the bad times too - one year we came second.

Bob Paisley