We stole all the goods for free
My sons, brothers and me
The arsonists of Croydon were having a fit
Your town is so shit
Your town is so shit
Croydon is a toilet
Your town is so shit
Chorus
So loot all the High Street stores
Turn all the town to shit
Call for the looters and scum
To steal all the stuff
Your burned your own town
Your burned your own town
You stupid bastards
Your burned your own town
Poor chavs don't know a thing
With your caravans and Duke bling
And petrol cans that you need to burn your town down
Your burned your own town
Your burned your own town
You stupid bastards
Your burned your own town
Chorus
You got off at Thornton Heath
Your smelly chavs with no teeth
Around Selhurst Park you did roam
I wanna go home
I wanna go home
Croydon is a shithole
I wanna go home
loving your work!!!