You Want, You'd Settle For, You Get

[SK1NT]

Your want a high powered job earning loadsa money
You'd settle for a job
You end up down the job centre

 

[jonnyboylennon]

You want to not have forgotten your condoms...

You'd settle for pulling out at the last minute....

You get the clap.....

 

[Pavilionaire]

You want Charlies Angels
You'd settle for Charlie Dimmock
You get Charlie Oatway

 

[BrightonBird]

You want a rich man
You settle for a man
You get no man

 

[BrightonBird]

You want a 3 course dinner
You'll settle for a sandwich
You get a cereal bar

 

[Italiaseagull]

You want Daphne
You'd settle for Scooby
You get Velma

 

[Pavilionaire]

You want more
You'd settle for less
You get bugger all

 

[Marc]

you want a SubWay at lunch
you settle for a Forfars sandwich
you get a stale/dry/cardboardy McDonalds cheese burger

 

[JEM]

You want to bring in 100k of coke on the tide, submerged beneath marker buoys.
You'd settle for posting an envelope of drugs to your mate in Milton Keynes.
You end up in Dover with a Custom Officer's fist up your arse.

 

[Dunkstar]

You wanted NSC to be a hive of intelligent threads, clever humour and lively discussion.
You'd settle for crisp, witty remarks.
You got fart jokes.

and The Lizard arse...........................sorry king....................................................................apparently!

 

[JEM]

You want the stunning French bird with huge tits who dances with you for half an hour then goes off with Mike.
You'd settle for Caroline who laughs at your jokes for half an hour then goes off with Toby.
You end up with a whiny Australian travel agent who sticks her tongue down your throat for half an hour and then says, "I'm on at the moment but you can split me up the shitter if you want"