You Want, You'd Settle For, You Get

[JEM]

You want a Ferrari.
You'd settle for an Audi.
You've got a Skoda.


You want to be a singer in a band.
You'd settle for singing in the bath.
You end up on the bus, wailing along to your Walkman, hitting three notes out of five and changing key every two bars.


and so on...

 

[The Great Cornholio]

You wanted a lot of replies to this post.
You'd settle for a few replies to this post.
I'm the only one who replied to this post.

 

[JEM]

You wanted NSC to be a hive of intelligent threads, clever humour and lively discussion.
You'd settle for crisp, witty remarks.
You got fart jokes.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

You wanted Smith to score
You settled for a glorious draw
We lost the replay

 

[Superphil]

You wanted the Goldstone
You settled for Gillingham (for 2 years ONLY)
You got Withdean

I hope there is another line to come

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

You want to get a full days work done and finish all those jobs that have been hanging around for weeks
You'd settle for half a day doing productive work and the rest on NSC
You get bugger all done cos you're reading tittle tattle on here

 

[Yorkie]

You want a large house with a sea view in Brighton
You'd settle for a semi in Newhaven
You get stupid viewers messing you about

 

[CHAPPERS]

I want to go home.
I'd settle for going home at lunchtime.
I'm gonna get to stay here all f***ing day.

 

[BrightonBird]

I want to feel great
I'd settle for feeling ok
I got ill (does that make sense?)

 

[Italiaseagull]

You want a quiet drink with lads
You'd settle for just one more pint
You get in at 12:30

 

[tinx]

want a pint of stella
settle for pint of carling
get a can of 7up from the vending machine as I'm stuck at work

 

[albiongirl]

You want a staduim to be proud of.
You will never settle at Withdean
You have to wait for Prescott to say Yes!!!!!!!

 

[Italiaseagull]

You want a girlfriend
You'd settle for a one night stand
Your a wanker

 

[Pevenseagull]

You want a girlfriend
You'd settle for a one night stand
Your a wanker

 

[Pavilionaire]

You want Andrei Kanchelskis
You'd settle for Tony Rougier
You get Danny Webb

 

[albiongirl]

 

[Stumpy Tim]

You want a girlfriend
You'd settle for a one night stand
Your a wanker

Or

You want Britney Spears
You'd settle for a woman
You get a lunchtime appointment with Trap 2 in the work toilets

 

[Stumpy Tim]

You want Sol Campbell
You settle for Danny Cullip
You also get Guy Butters

 

[Marc]

You wanted Pennywise to play at the Concorde2
You would settle of The Movielife at the Dome
You got Darius at the Event instead

 

[Pevenseagull]

you wanted to know what love is
you'd settle for someone showing you
you end up listeneing to Foreigner