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Stat Brother

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I reckon Dobbie looks up for a ruck.
That was my second thought about our signings.

Bridge probably has quite a bit of anger stored up...
I thought we'd dissipated that, he's now back in love with footy, again, which is a shame as

I reckon Bruno would go crazy in a fight situation. Proper batshit crazy.
Was my first thought.

Bruno, Greer, AEA, and a psycho left back, would be a full house.
 






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Get outta here. I've seen him offer the opposing bench outside on more than one occasion this season.

this
He went after the Newcastle phyisio at the amex, when said physio threw a waterbottle to the ground and it bounced up and hit charlie on the leg
 




glasfryn

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Nov 29, 2005
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Can I just say that I :love: this thread.

As for this season;

Bruno - headbump mental

Kush - them Poles is :mad:

Dobbie & Greer - Scottish

Barnes - light the blue touch paper, in fact don't bother even lighting it

Lua Lua - he'd cap some mofo

El Abd - Egyptian Warrior Class

hilarious ...........but true
but you could bundle them all up and they amount to diddly squat compared with Nobby Horton
 




TopCat

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Get outta here. I've seen him offer the opposing bench outside on more than one occasion this season.

Was chatting to a lad who works for the club and is a tunnel steward on matchdays. Basically employed to keep an eye on Charlie (and Gus / Tanno as well). Wouldn't fancy trying to calm those three down let alone the players.
 








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Can I just say that I :love: this thread.
I remembered it as soon as I saw it in the search I was doing.
I enjoyed it at the time.
I enjoyed the bounce and reread.
I think we may well be seeing it at the end of Jan, too.
 


Box of Frogs

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Oct 8, 2003
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I think you could rely on any or all of these when it comes to a ruck:

Bruno, Greer, Hammond, El-Abd, Hoskins, Crofts, Barnes, Sparrow, Dobbie, CMS, Calderon, Ankergren, Dicker, Vincelot, Spanish Dave, Painter, Lua Lua, Bridcutt, Bridge, Kuszczak and Kasim.

So, practically all of the squad, then add Gus, Tanno and Charlie for some full on tag team!
 






Stat Brother

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What a GREAT job.
Your having a laugh, aren't you.
Stopping Prince Harry getting his tadger out would be an easier job.
 


Hiney

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Your having a laugh, aren't you.
Stopping Prince Harry getting his tadger out would be an easier job.

I didn't say it was EASY, just GREAT.

You are in a win/win situation. If you stop them kicking off, the chances are it was a quiet game anyway and you had time to watch the action. If it DOES kick off, then you plead that you couldn't do anything about the red mist and were POWERLESS to stop the madness. And you get a front-row seat for the entertainment.

:thumbsup:
 


Stat Brother

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I think we may well be seeing it at the end of Jan, too.

What the hell, I make no apologies for the :bounce:, this thread does serve a purpose.

1 - It makes me laugh.
2 - I think there's something in it, a la Cullip's side.
c - It highlights an area we might end up lacking in.

El Abd
Greer - But for how much longer
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Barnes - eyeing a spot in the top 2.
Kuszczak - He's a goalie!
Bruno
Bridcutt
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Hammond
CMS - I'm still not convinced by this.

It's getting harder to find THE seven.

Although we have a strong bench, Calde - Dicker - Crofts - KLL - Casper.
Who are still sat behind the hardest loopiest management team in the division/country/continent/planet/known universe.
Delete as appropriate.
 






Stat Brother

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A shameless :bounce: for my favourite bi-annual thread.

As we don't seem to be doing any business, we can have a pick over who's left.

Champions League:-

Greer - Munich
El Abd - Barca
Barnes - Madrid.
A good effort for the boy Barnes, finally making the top 2 a top 3.

Top of the Premier League:-
Casper
Liam B.
Bruno
The all important 7, Tommy K.
Crofts
Calde
Kemy

Honourable mentions for KLL, Ward, Andrews, and Rohan, who might have a touch of the 'gentle giants', about him.


Isthmian League:-

CMS - Has had enough chances.
Buckley - Sorry Will, as above.
SD - A bit harsh on Dave, pretty sure he'd do a job, but not to the standard of those above.
Orlandi - 'not the face, not the face'.
Ulloa - Taking up the 'protected' Vicente position.

Oh and although this years management team is considerably less hatstand mentals.
I can't help thinking Senor Garcia, on his own, would have gone through the previous incumbents, like a hot knife... .

Well it would seem we have considerably 'strengthened' the team.
If they can play as a team and fight as a team I don't think many teams would take us on.
 


Kazenga <3

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Good bounce.

Have to throw Makismenko in there as a sub as I reckon he has that whole Eastern European tendency to go completely peach-orchard-boar.

Nothing doing with Chicksen, though Kemy is clearly a shoe-in.

Ward and Andrews probably ok squad players but nothing more than that.

Undecided on Ince, does he know how to use his body yet?
 


Stat Brother

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I think Ward certainly has the physic and hair for the job.
Dare I say we are now stronger at left back, for the purposes of this debate..
 




Stat Brother

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A shameless :bounce: for my favourite bi-annual thread.

As we don't seem to be doing any business, we can have a pick over who's left.

Champions League:-

Greer - Munich
El Abd - Barca
Barnes - Madrid.
A good effort for the boy Barnes, finally making the top 2 a top 3.

Top of the Premier League:-
Casper
Liam B.
Bruno
The all important 7, Tommy K.
Crofts
Calde
Kemy

After today I think I have to down grade Kemy.
He seemed way to cuddly and jovial to be in the top ten.

There's no way he can have a top ten game face, as well as be that smiley after 90 minutes of signing.
 


Seagulltonian

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Oct 2, 2003
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Lua Lua has some "off-field" form don't forget ???

And remember Abdul Razak fights his own team mates! Probably get a red card in his first game for his new team in Russia.
 


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