Your mum wasn't available.
Here comes the BBS grass,bugger off back cretin.
Your mum wasn't available.
Bit weird - in fact very weird.
I am over sixty and I do this when Palarse come on
First rule of grammar pedantry is make sure you don't get hoisted by your own petard. If you have trouble understanding then ask the nice lady who ties your shoelaces in the mornings to explain it to you.