You know Jesus got stoned to death on the cross yeah?

[CHAPPERS]

If you were on a cross what would you LEAST like to be thrown at you until you died?

I reckon I'd hate people to lob bunches of keys at me. Have you ever had someone throw a bunch of keys at you? It really f***ing hurts especially if they hit you on the head or the toe like. Ouch!

Bear in mind you want to die quite quickly so things like tennis balls, even thought they hurt, would take a while to do the job.

 

[The Great Cornholio]

Unfolded sheets of A4 paper - death by a thousand paper cuts.

God I'm bored and ill today - I can't believe I'm answering.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Unfolded sheets of A4 paper - death by a thousand paper cuts.

God I'm bored and ill today - I can't believe I'm answering.

Or paper aeroplane with sharpened noses!

 

[lost in london]

Plasters.

As you slowly bleed to death you would be gutted you couldn't use them because your hands are pinned down.

 

[Trufflehound]

Live squirrels. Grey ones, naturally. The red ones are too wussy.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Even by your poor standards Chappers, this thread is absolute shite.

 

[Lokki 7]

Keys! That would be truly horrible, good call. Although I think that maybe electrical household plugs might be worse. Each time you saw one spinning toward you, you wouldn't know whether it would be the flat plastic bit, or the evil three pronged pins hitting you FULL ON. Imagine getting a prong in the eye. Nasty business.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Keys! That would be truly horrible, good call. .

The thing about keys is the variation. You get some small sharper ones that will cut and then you'll get a chubb key that could really do some damage if it hit you on the knee or something.

 

[Hampden Park]

conkers that are still in their green shells

 

[John Dorian]

Keys are vicious, especially in bunches.....I hate gettin hit by them.

 

[Gazwag]

Light bulbs, not only would they smash and give you tiny cuts all over they would also my you jump when they exploded over you

Or Office Equipment, hole punches would be difficult the throw but staplers are just the right shape.

Or CD/DVD's they make wicked frisbys and could be slightly sharpened

 

[John Dorian]

conkers that are still in their green shells

thats a great call !

 

[Curious Orange]

How about death by repeatedly banging your knee on a coffee table? Or stubbing your toe?

 

[CHAPPERS]

How about death by repeatedly banging your knee on a coffee table? Or stubbing your toe?

Please stick to the topic....

 

[Hampden Park]

catapaulted (sp?) with 'U' nails (one at a time of course)

 

[Hampden Park]

How about death by repeatedly banging your knee on a coffee table? Or stubbing your toe?

it would have to be a coffee table with very long legs so that it would reach the height of your knees whilst on a cross

 

[Lokki 7]

The thing about keys is the variation. You get some small sharper ones that will cut and then you'll get a chubb key that could really do some damage if it hit you on the knee or something.

These bunches of keys. I assume they are connected by one of those little silver rings, but do they also have decorative adornments? If they had little leather tags then that would lessen the impact for example. But what would be nasty would be those big heavy doorstop things hotels sometimes put on their key rings so you don't lose them. They would hurt.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

kev the apes views on the world in which we live in.

yes the 1st may be funny, but over and over again it would drive me insane!

otherwise the paper cut idea would be TERRIBLE

 

[CHAPPERS]

These bunches of keys. I assume they are connected by one of those little silver rings, but do they also have decorative adornments? If they had little leather tags then that would lessen the impact for example. But what would be nasty would be those big heavy doorstop things hotels sometimes put on their key rings so you don't lose them. They would hurt.

Oh yeah, they are just every day bunch of keys. For example on my keyring I have a heavy chubb key, a yale key, two small drawer keys and a flappy plastic thing. This is standard I would say.

 

[Curious Orange]

Please stick to the topic....

Okay, wouldn't it really HURT if people started CHUCKING COFFEE TABLES at your KNEES.