Yet again England are shit at whatever they attempt.

[Nibble]

Every time. Be it Footy, be it Tennis be it war, England will always find a way to drop a bollock.

 

[clarkey]

Did you miss the cricket today?

 

[Robot Chicken]

No, we're not shit at war. Well, at least we weren't in 1939 or in 1982.

 

[Nibble]

We are quite shit at war these days.

 

[Nibble]

Did you miss the cricket today?

Yes

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

We're not shit at being shit though.

 

[Nibble]

We're not shit at being shit though.

Oh, we excell at that.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

We won the "Fu Manchu" class at the World Beard Championships 2009

 

[Trigger]

I'll say it before and I'll say it again, it's largely down to the fact that this country seems happy with rewarding failure...

"They lost, oh well never mind, I'm sure they tried their best, there's always next time"... seems to be a common theme.

People/teams who fail in such spectacular fashion as the football team yesterday deserve both barrels in my opinion.

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

Won the five game one day series against Australia with two games to spare. Not bad I'd say against the World Ranked #1 side.

 

[Mtoto]

Four winners from the eight races on the card at The Curragh yesterday were trained in Britain, including two of the three feature events. Every year, British-trained horses win no end of valuable races, not just in Europe but around the world.

 

[willingdon_seagull]

Rubbish! We currently have the last two F1 world champions in Lewis Hamilton and Jenson Button and both are currently 1st and 2nd in this years championship approaching the British Grand Prix at Silverstone!

Phil Taylor isnt too shabby at darts neither

 

[Tricky Dicky]

Phil Taylor isnt too shabby at darts neither

I thought it was a point about sports.

 

[willingdon_seagull]

I thought it was a point about sports.

Well the argument about Darts being a sport or not is one down to personal opinion I guess?

 

[Brighton TID]

Every time. Be it Footy, be it Tennis be it war, England will always find a way to drop a bollock.

Don't agree, we are at least in the top 3 in the world for war. England v Brazil or England v Argentina -NO CONTEST

 

[SNOOBS]

 

[Tricky Dicky]

Don't agree, we are at least in the top 3 in the world for war. England v Brazil or England v Argentina -NO CONTEST

I was just being deliberatly michevious. My gut feeling is that darts, while clearly quite skilfull at the highest level, I probably wouldn't count as a sport.

 

[Brighton TID]

I was just being deliberatly michevious. My gut feeling is that darts, while clearly quite skilfull at the highest level, I probably wouldn't count as a sport.

There's nothing mischevious about war old fella

 

[Badger]

MOANING - We're top drawer at that

 

[Questions]

We are quite shit at war.

Unbeaten since The 3rd Anglo Dutch War of 1672-1674.
You`re talking bollox again Nibbles.

We`re great at war.

I`ll grant you we were a bit flukey in the Anglo-Spanish War 1585 -1604