Xmas present for mums?

[Safeway]

Safeway surley dosent live at home....tell me that was a wind up !

Only TEMPORARILY. Had lived on my own for seven years before moving back at the start of the year. Easy life innit. Moving back to Brighton once I return from Japan at the beginning of next year.

And I'm 24, not 30 JBL you COCKMEISTER.

 

[Vinyl Richie]

what about my ideas you 3 nippled cousin fucker!

Okay I'll try again, what about a vibrating (not rude) massaging cushion as a small pressy to go with her earrings and back massage. She'd love that

oh and a candel (it's rude not to)

 

[Safeway]

Oh yeah, the point of the thread (apart from slating me you ****s).

I had a similar dilemma this year. After getting my dad's present I could find f*** all for the old dear. Ended up taking my all dad's stuff back and getting them a DVD player as a joint present.

They're going to f***ing LOVE me.

 

[Robbo]

Only TEMPORARILY. Had lived on my own for seven years before moving back at the start of the year. Easy life innit. Moving back to Brighton once I return from Japan at the beginning of next year.

And I'm 24, not 30 JBL you COCKMEISTER.

WHAT? 24 my arse!! Your brother's 24 and your 26ish.

f***ing SLICEJOCKEY!!!!!

 

[Trigger]

The love of a son should be enough... Take it or leave it!

 

[OFAHrulz]

How bout a Red Letter Day Voucher?
They sell them in W.H.Smith and Debenhams and vary in price, I got my old girl one a few years ago you can chose what u want her to do or she can.
Also a Newspaper copy of the day she was born around £40
Or name a star after her...
A few ideas
good luck, my mum is hard to please also, got her a Get Set kit (glass painting) this year from a kids toy shop, Well it says ages 8 and up on the box...

 

[Vinyl Richie]

I brought my mum some proper blinging earings this lunch time, she is gonna be looking totally mint condition

 

[jonnyboylennon]

what about my ideas you 3 nippled cousin fucker!

A vibrating cushion, a whores backrub and candle.

TOBES, you really are a complete f***ing BINFEST

 

[Trotster]

And I'm 24, not 30 JBL you COCKMEISTER.

your 26 you slice!!!

 

[Simster]

I've got my mum a CD and a toaster. It's silver and it's got a bun rack and EVERYTHING.

Meanwhile can anyone confirm:
a) how old is Safeway? Is he 26?
b) when Safeway left home, as surely he doesn't live with his mum?

 

[jonnyboylennon]

Safeway does live with his mum. He sleeps on a mattress in the corner on the floor of his parents room.

And he is 30 years old.

But he is a real WINNER

 

[Trigger]

Safeway is 26... Lennon u Wazook!

 

[Titanic]

I've got my mum a wicker goat.

She's gonna love it!

 

[Raphael Meade]

the massage idea can be done unwhoreish like at the body shop. there's some place upstairs that does beauty treatment and all that and my mate got a massage for his mum for mothers day and she f***ing LOVED IT.

what about those things where you get a star for 'em....?

 

[Vinyl Richie]

rampant rabit? you can't lie - she'd love it BUT it would put safeway out of work. Dilemas dilemas

 

[CHAPPERS]

I brought my mum some proper blinging earings this lunch time, she is gonna be looking totally mint condition

Is she really, guy?

 

[Meade's Ball]

I've got something for all your mums this year.

 

[Vinyl Richie]

question

 

[CHAPPERS]

I've got something for all your mums this year.

It best not be Waking Ned on dvd coz i got her that.

 

[jonnyboylennon]

She f***ing LOVES Waking Ned