Xmas present for mums?

[jonnyboylennon]

Right, Ive got the dilemma I face every year. My mum always says 'dont waste your money on me' and all that rubbish, and I can never think of anything to get her. Its a nightmare and last year I bought her... a new kettle. Literally.

im not buying clothers or jewellery or anything because she wont appreciate it. Looking at around 50 quid. Any ideas?


Note: Safeway, this thread is like a dream for you, you juvenile clown....

 

[Marc]

same predicament (blimey thats a long word for me) here mate, was out at lunch and got my Godson a pressie but when it came to Mother my mind went Blank!

 

[Robbo]

A bottle of her favourite perfume should go down well? Sneak a peak tonight and have a look which ones are getting low. Then, JBL my friend, you cannot go wrong.


Note: Safeway is a frigging SLICEPOT!!!!

 

[Vinyl Richie]

Get that 3 nippled sweat bag a massage from chrimbo. Not from a 3am palour like the one she works at, but a "normal" back massage/pamper.

She'd love that

 

[Northstander]

same predicament (blimey thats a long word for me) here mate, was out at lunch and got my Godson a pressie but when it came to Mother my mind went Blank!

"SAME"?

 

[The Great Cornholio]

Why not go and get a hologram done of yourself in Churchill Square like I did? Mum's love that kind of thing and I think it is around £50.

 

[jonnyboylennon]

Good call Robbo, only she's got all that perfume stuff and I wont actually be at home til tuesday, as I dont live at home. Unlike some.


Note: Safeway still lives at home at the age of 30.

 

[Italiaseagull]

Candles? Lots of em.......

 

[Safeway]

She likes Chanel Allure. Trust me.

 

[Marc]

"SAME"?

yes thats right, me and JBL are really brothers

Note: Safeway's a f***ing LAM!

 

[Robbo]

Good call Robbo, only she's got all that perfume stuff and I wont actually be at home til tuesday, as I dont live at home. Unlike some.


Note: Safeway still lives at home at the age of 30.

Fair enough fella. Can you not get someone else to retrieve the info for you in a master of stealth like fashion?

Note: Safeway is a bit of a FUCKTARD

 

[Vinyl Richie]

a razor?

 

[Yorkie]

Ask her and if she still says 'don't waste your money on me' then get her a voucher for M&S or Next.

My son always gets my favourite perfume. He knows what I like and he's the only one that buys it for me.

 

[Marshy]

Safeway surley dosent live at home....tell me that was a wind up !

Get yourself of to a photo studio and get a picture done of you with any brothers and sisters you might have.

We did that for the parents last year and they loved it.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Get her a juicer and loads of fruit, they love fruit juice do mummies.

I got mine Waking Ned on dvd this year, she f***ing loves Waking Ned. I do too, it's brilliant.

 

[Safeway]

If I can be serious for a second...............






.......no, f*** it. I CHARGE BY THE HOUR. SHE CAN GET A WHOLE TWO HOURS WITH ME FOR FIFTY QUID. f***ing BARGAIN WHOOP WHOOP WHOOPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

 

[Robbo]

Safeway surley dosent live at home....tell me that was a wind up !

Its NO wind up!!!

 

[Yorkie]

Get yourself of to a photo studio and get a picture done of you with any brothers and sisters you might have.

We did that for the parents last year and they loved it.

We did that for Ned's parents 40th wedding anniversary.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Juicer, juicer, juicer.


Note: Safeway is lovely.

 

[jonnyboylennon]

My son always gets my favourite perfume. He knows what I like and he's the only one that buys it for me.

Lucky B*stard. (no offence!) That would be sweet.

I think the phot ideas are pretty good, but she's recently got mine and my little bro's graduation pictures which she loves and nearly bursts with pride every time she looks at them , despite us both being lame and getting 2:2's.

that crystal hologram thing was a good idea. I'll look into that GC.