www.omegle.com

[Notters]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Found anything fun
Stranger: ?
You: Hi, I'm desperately trying to find someone who can compose a song for me
You: Are you anu good at that?
Stranger: Yeah im all about composing
You: Cool... It's about Lloyd Owuso
Stranger: 1
You: He's a football player
Stranger: Your writing a song about a football player?
You: Well, more of a chant
Stranger: Thats relatively gay
You: he joined our club recently, but he hasn't got a song
Stranger: Right
Stranger: What are the words
You: Most players have songs you see.
You: There arent any, that's what I need
You: Dean Cox has "We've got tiny cox, we've got tiny cox"
You: Now, that's quite gay...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Notters]

Stranger: Hi
You: Hi...
Stranger: From?
You: England
Stranger: i'm holland
You: Are you any good at composing, I'm looking for someone who can't write a football chant
Stranger: Youre are gay?
You: For our player Lloyd Owuso
You: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Stoo82]

so. who was i talking to then then?

 

[Muzzman]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny girl
You: Horny man
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Biscuit]

My word. Weird!!!

 

[Stoo82]

got to love the french

Stranger: hi
You: HI
Stranger: how are you ? from ?
You: fine uk
Stranger: I'm from the other side of the Channel
You: france?
Stranger: indeed (lol)
You: loverly place france. shame there are some many french people there.
Stranger: what do you mean ?
You: its a joke
Stranger: joke or criticism ?
Stranger: ah british humor!!!

 

[AlbionKebabs]

Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: f21uk
You: you?
Stranger: 19m holland
You: hey
Stranger: how r u?
You: feel a bit lonely, home on my own :-(
You: how r u?
Stranger: ugh
Stranger: im okay..
You: yea
Stranger: im kinda down myself
Stranger: been down on the bed all day long lol
You: whys that?
You: ha ha
You: you funny
Stranger: Bored as hell
You: what you done in bed all day?
Stranger: nothing
Stranger: watch tv
You: boring
Stranger: im up for doing something tho
You: nothng fun?
You: like what?
You: why not get up
Stranger: shitty weather outside
You: oh
You: what you wearing in bed?
Stranger: boxers lol
You: pyjamas?
You: take them off
Stranger: then what?
You: and have some fun...
You: whats your name?
Stranger: i need help with that haha
Stranger: my name is Denni
Stranger: Dennis
Stranger: urs?
You: amy
Stranger: cool
You: what sort of help?
Stranger: atleast something to see so it gets hard
You: you have a gf?
Stranger: not anymore
Stranger: broke up 1 and a half months ago
You: shame
Stranger: i can do some camming
You: i don';t a have a cam
Stranger: aww.. pics ?
You: what you doing now?
Stranger: touching it
You: i'm undressed now on my sofa
You: where shall i touch?
You: i'm moist
You: this is fun!!
Stranger:
Stranger: Touch yourself where u enjoy it the most!
You: hmmmmm
You: you?
You: i'm squeezing my tits
Stranger: ill touch my balls
Stranger: massage them
You: hmmmmmmmm
Stranger: im touching my balls with my left hand
Stranger: stroking it with my right
You: f***ing GAYLORD
You: f*** OFF, ha ha ha ha ha
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i knew it
You: no you didnt
You have disconnected.

I'm bored.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I keep getting stupid Americans and everytime I ask if they're a fit bird they say no human sorry

 

[coventrygull]

I type seagulls and people disconnect.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I haven't got a conversation to last longer then 5 lines yet!

 

[coventrygull]

I haven't got a conversation to last longer then 5 lines yet!

Same here. Once I mention Brighton or that I am 48 thats it

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

You: Take off your clothes
You: NOW
Stranger: okay
You: Give me your clothes
Stranger: here
You: they're a bit tight
Stranger: yeah
You: and the pants have skidmarks in them
You: urgh...
Stranger: ew, no they dont
You: ew, yes they do4
Stranger: nuh uh
You: I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle
Stranger: i have no motorcycle
Stranger: ...or boots
You: Liar
Stranger: nope
You: Really?
Stranger: ya
You: Oh.
You: Ok sorry.
You: Do you forgive me?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: *hug
You: don't come near me, I have swine flu
Stranger: oh noes!!!!
You: Oh yeses!
You: Who broke my heart - YOU DID YOU DID
Stranger: nooooooooooo!!!!!
You: this world will perish in fire
You: FIRE I TELLS YE!
Stranger: no. it will perish in meat sauce and horseradish

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I just chatted to a lovely chap from Memphis.

 

[Gonzo]

This is so much fun!

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: im male
You: pick a number any number between 1-10
Stranger: ok
You: but dont tell me
Stranger: ok
You: was your number...
You: 8?
Stranger: nope
You: 4?
Stranger: nope
You: 5?
Stranger: n
You: 9?
Stranger: n
You: 2?
Stranger: n
You: 1?
Stranger: n
You: 10?
Stranger: n
You: 3?
Stranger: n
You: ?
You: 6?
Stranger: 7
Stranger: ok
You: fuckign knew it
You: I'm barry
Stranger: ok
You: i like to take my clothes off and masturbate to disney films
Stranger: whats fuckign that
Stranger: ok
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[itszamora]

This didn't go too well:

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: can you smell what the rock is cooking?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

This is so much fun!

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Stranger: 7
Stranger: ok
You: fuckign knew it
You: I'm barry
Stranger: ok
You: i like to take my clothes off and masturbate to disney films
Stranger: whats fuckign that
Stranger: ok
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Gonzo]

Stranger: hi (?)
You: hiya
You: oh sorry bout that
You: i just farted
Stranger: it doesn't matter
You: please excuse me
Stranger: from?
You: the smell is awful
You: im choking here
You: oh god its hideous!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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So much fun to be had for a simple mind

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Stranger: I am from Sweden
Stranger: 15 years old
You: Right.
You: Good luck with that
Stranger: What?
You: Nothing
Stranger: I want to be a hairdresser
Stranger: And get rich
You: Super.
Stranger: Do you like lesbians?
You: Some. Not all. Clare Balding, no. Lindsey Lohan, yes.
Stranger: Who is Clare Blading?
You: She likes horses.
Stranger: You like me?
You: Er....Yes?
Stranger: I am touching me.
You: Same here.
You: Me, not you.
Stranger: Me?
You: Yes, I mean no.
Stranger: I slip finger in.
You: Good luck with that!
You have disconnected.

Obviously some fat 50 year old man from Margate!

 

[magoo]

Bit lengthy but funny...

Stranger: Hi.
You: hello
Stranger: [:
Stranger: What's up?
You: just seeing what this is about.
Stranger: Oh.
You: so where are you?
Stranger: I'm Barblefunk, in Meowmixcakeandpienomland.
You: lol i'll call you Bob for short
Stranger: Where is Bob in my name?
Stranger: :/
Stranger: You can call me Barb.
You: right...
You: what do you do?
Stranger: Try to take over the castle.. every 5 days.
Stranger: I fly in there, and the guards try to stop my fire breath.. but they just cant.
Stranger: I'm ruthless with my attacks.
Stranger: Usually i kill about 35 people before i randomly retreat.
You: but you say you do it every 5 days i'm assuming you never win...
Stranger: I do it for fun.
Stranger: If I really wanted to take it over, I'd call my friend Barack Odrama. He talks mad shit and makes everyone go crazy.
Stranger: Then I'd call up Jamaal, and I'd be like, "YO NIGGA, DIS SHITS GOIN DOWN DAWG", and then we would f*** their couches.
You: i see. do couches make good lovers?
You: i wouldn't know where to start
Stranger: Would you like to find out?
You: yea
Stranger: Then go try it, why are you on the internet?
Stranger: Wasting time..
Stranger: :/
You: we;; i've never seen f***ing my couch as a viable alternative.
You: the odd wank maybe...
Stranger: Well, your first choice should be a human body.
You: oh it is, but they are very rarely forthecoming.
Stranger: BUTTT, if you can't do that, which you cant, just do a couch.
You: ok, from the front? behind?
Stranger: It can't get pregnant, like your hand, so you should be used to not having to worry about that.
Stranger: Either way, couch does not complain about taking it up the butt.
You: i reckon going straight in there would be rude though, what about taking it out for a meal first?
Stranger: Couch is already fat, call couch fat while you enter and exit.
Stranger: Couch does not need food, it's already fat.
You: so are you saying all couches are submissive by nature?
Stranger: If you catch couch eating, light couch on fire.
Stranger: Yes, and if they aren't, a few punches will do the trick, like a woman.
Stranger: Any more questions?
You: hmm, i think i'd feel guilty relaxing in my couch after i've punched it and raped it.
Stranger: Anything really.
Stranger: Then stop being a pussy.
You: maybe buy another couch, 1 for relaxing and 1 for raping.
You: but what if my new couch is just asking for it??
Stranger: WHO CARES
Stranger: SORRY CAPS LOCK.
You: do you try couches before you buy them? is there a couch pimp?
Stranger: NO
You: so what do you do about emissions?
Stranger: I f*** THEM TOO
You: i mean manfat in your couch, how do you clean i out?
You: it
Stranger: I f*** THEM
You: u like kids?
Stranger: YEAH LITTLE ONES
You: thought so...
You have disconnected.