www.craptowns.com.

[dougdeep]

Have you tried www.craptowns.com. where you attack or defend your hometown or just enjoy the putdowns of others? nobody has done Gillingham sadly.

 

[dougdeep]

I've just checked out Croydon.

 

[Thimble Keegan]

The Croydon entry is superb...Also good to see Littlehampton there but where is Lancing?!?!?!

Albion & England forever.

Thimble Keegan
Shrewsbury-Worthing BHA

 

[Gullet]

I like the way no-one has come out and defended Eastbourne, but then how can you defend the indefensible. Seems unbelievable that Brighton's in there but Telford and Gillingham aren't.

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

Is Brighton still "Labouring under the misapprehension that it's Barcelona"?

Brighton, I think, is justified in being in the top 50 crap towns not because of what it is, but what it thinks it is.

What other city would shut down its central library and then apply to be a European Capital of Culture?

 

[Gullet]

Brighton, I think, is justified in being in the top 50 crap towns not because of what it is, but what it thinks it is.

Anyway, we're not a town, we're a city.....................official!!!

 

[Thimble Keegan]

I like the way no-one has come out and defended Eastbourne, but then how can you defend the indefensible. Seems unbelievable that Brighton's in there but Telford and Gillingham aren't.

Have to agree with Telford, I am working up there again next week.

Albion & England forever.

Thimble Keegan
Shrewsbury-Worthing BHA

 

[dougdeep]

Sunderland.
Not so much a town as a mortuary. Industry has long departed, leaving the residents to shuffle around the towns meagre consumer options like zombies in a George A Romero movie-while seagulls shit on them.

SEAGULLS!

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

Anyway, we're not a town, we're a city.....................official!!!

Not true! The Borough of Brighton and Hove is a city. Brighton and Hove are two individual towns that make up the city. That's why you send letters to the Royal Mail post towns of Hove or Brighton, not both...

 

[Stat Brother]

Check out Bognor, very funny & right, esp as you can substitute it for every other town on the coast.

 

[Strike]

Thats cool, today I was coming back from Worthing with mates that live in East Grinstead. They do not follow a football team at all, but they were complaining about Croydo*, as they have to go through there to get to London, saying it was a s***hole, and there were fights there and so on. I asked them as we were going through Hove by train, whats better Brighton or Croy*on, they both said Brighton. That made my day, and proves that even people that don't follow Albion or Pal*rse think that Cro*dons shite.

 

[chips and gravy]

The Croydon entry is superb...Also good to see Littlehampton there but where is Lancing?!?!?!

Albion & England forever.

Thimble Keegan
Shrewsbury-Worthing BHA

Er...Lancing is a village...no really

 

[dougdeep]

The biggest village in Sussex I believe.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Is Brighton still "Labouring under the misapprehension that it's Barcelona"?

Brighton, I think, is justified in being in the top 50 crap towns not because of what it is, but what it thinks it is.

What other city would shut down its central library and then apply to be a European Capital of Culture?

Then go find another team to Jump on the band wagon of, or have the decency and wherewithall to actually be able to live in the glorious twin towns!!!!!

 

[n1 gull]

Town/Village: Croydon - Arsehole of the southeast

Amenities:
Full of mockney wankers and Wetherspoon pubs. For those who are unfortunate enough to be born and raised in the locale all know of its perils and pitfalls

 

[Dover]

Quoted from the site..........

Town/Village: Dover


DAILY MAIL ATTACKED

Most people when thinking of Dover think it will be
horrible because of the immigration problems. They are
Daily Mail readers, and therefore wrong and stupid.
Immigrants are the best thing that ever happened to
Dover, balancing out the hordes of horrible 12 year old
mothers, fat till workers called Stacey and skagheads
who intimidate you into giving them change.

This is the first place foreigners will see when arriving by boat. No wonder nobody comes here on holiday.

Ben Groom


........now slightly out of date as the skagheads have realised there is bugger all money in the town and moved on.

 

[Notters]

THIMBLE...

not you that know's my sister is it? Shes a design teacher at Telford College.

 

[Notters]

Not sure why I put that apostrophe in there.

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

Then go find another team to Jump on the band wagon of, or have the decency and wherewithall to actually be able to live in the glorious twin towns!!!!!

Oh go away. I lived in Brighton (Preston ward and St Peters Ward: I know you like to know these things) between the ages of 3 and 18, so I'll support who I like thanks.

I'm not getting into any further argument, either.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Oh go away. I lived in Brighton (Preston ward and St Peters Ward: I know you like to know these things) between the ages of 3 and 18, so I'll support who I like thanks.

I'm not getting into any further argument, either.

Fine, so stop slagging Brighton and Hove off then and I'll let you on the bandwagon if you promise to behave.