Would you smash this FAT bird?

[Ninja Elephant]

Just for further analysis. I am undecided.

 

[terryberry1]

How fat is she. She could have my meat

 

[glasfryn]

more meat on a brighton sparrow

and yes

 

[keaton]

1, She's clearly not fat
2, If the bloke's trying to create a positive bubble around her, why has he told the press this a month before the olympics?

 

[SK1NT]

how she finds time to train inbetween all those fast food trips...

dam fatty fatty fat fats

She's fat... like Samantha Brick is good looking...

 

[Giant Seagull]

Just for further analysis. I am undecided.

Look at the STATE of her.

 

[Ninja Elephant]

Look at the STATE of her.

If she ate less curries and did a bit more exercise, then PERHAPS.

 

[Norman Potting]

Good job she doesn't support the Albion, you could say goodbye to any chance of a pie on matchdays.

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Pork the porker - I'm in !
If its a long term relationship she want from me, I'd insist she has a gastric band installed.
Defo built for comfort, not speed.
Gold medal in comfort shagging assured ....

 

[KneeOn]

i would fuckin ruin her.theres not many birds my cock wouldnt be sick up.x

I legit thought you were DEAD after that thread.

And we already know you won't hold your fire...

 

[beorhthelm]

who ever said it can say so when they have beaten her at the heptathlon. until then they should shut the f*** up.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

She has a lovely smile as well.

 

[Stevie Boy]

i would fuckin ruin her.theres not many birds my cock wouldnt be sick up.x

fcuk me lol, like your gf's mate

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Would love to shag her but would probably burn my arse on the lightbulb

Stupid fat pig honking her way through Big Macs and Whoppers

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I see fatso did well this weekend.

 

[bluenitsuj]

If she was swimming she would be harpooned!!!!!

 

[Ninja Elephant]

I see fatso did well this weekend.

Broke a British record. Must have been luck. It certainly couldn't be that whichever prick said she was fat is a complete and utter bellend of the highest order who should just do one and not be heard from again.

 

[The Buttery Biscuit Base]

if she was swimming she would be harpooned!!!!!

With my penis!!!!!

 

[SeagullSongs]

Broke a British record. Must have been luck. It certainly couldn't be that whichever prick said she was fat is a complete and utter bellend of the highest order who should just do one and not be heard from again.

Did she sit on it?

 

[wunt be druv]

Yeah,well,I suppose if I had the old beer goggles on I could give Lard-arse Ennis a seeing to.