Would you smash this FAT bird?

[Herr Tubthumper]

Jessica Ennis coach hits out at UK Athletics for labelling her 'fat' | Sport | The Guardian

 

[NickBHAFC18]

Eugh, no f***ing way, she's not fat, she is extremely obese. Its disgusting

 

[Hillian1]

I heard about this on Sky News this morning, the presenter said he thinks an eye test is in order.

And the answer to the question is yes, although I suspect I wouldn't even get my belt off in time.

 

[itszamora]

I would do unspeakable things to her, even though she is clearly a bit of a PORKER.

 

[firemandan]

i would fuckin ruin her.theres not many birds my cock wouldnt be sick up.x

 

[Seagull Steve]

No tits I thought all fat birds had tits.

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

Ennis is a goddess.

 

[strings]

Ennis is a goddess.

No she isn't. She's a FATTY - didn't you read the article?



She is gorgeous, isn't she!

 

[Simster]

I'd probably slap this porky munter on the arse and ride the ripples home, yes.

 

[albion534]

i dunno, i dont mind fat birds when im pissed....but f***ing hell i would need at least 10 pints to get a semi with her

 

[Badger]

To be honest I'm not sure it's physically possible to have a turn on her, too much GUT getting in the way.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

She is lovely isnt she? I also like that lard-arse Pendleton.

 

[ees complicated no?]

I would.

 

[bhafc99]

She should change her name from Jessica Ennis to Justfucking Enormous.

How she expects to wobble her lardy bulk down even five metres of the Olympic track is beyond me.

 

[Moshe Gariani]

She should change her name from Jessica Ennis to Justfucking Enormous.

How she expects to wobble her lardy bulk down even five metres of the Olympic track is beyond me.

Is she a runner...? I would have though sumo wrestler or, at a push, tug of war anchorwoman.

 

[wag chaser]

Would love to shag her but would probably burn my arse on the lightbulb

 

[Giant Seagull]

To be honest I'm not sure it's physically possible to have a turn on her, too much GUT getting in the way.

Spot on, bet she hasnt seen her minge in years!

 

[piersa]

I just looked at the photo and vomited all over my PC

 

[Triggaaar]

 

[Yoda]

How she gets all that fat & weight over the high jump (ranked number one in the country) is beyond me.