Would you shag the girl of your dreams...?

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

If the condition was she had to wear a P*l*ce shirt?

Can you imagine Kylie, Kelly Brook, Angelina Jolie or Nicole Kidman (or whoever floats your boat) spread eagle (no pun intended) on your bed, asking - nay begging for a good seeing to? Now that's great - but what if they had to wear a scummer shirt for the duration of the job?

I'm seriously torn, but I know I shouldn't be - just ignore the blue and red stripes and think of the glory when reliving your exploits down the pub... Bu no! I can't get past the horror of making love to a P*l*ce shirt - uurgh!

Could you?

 

[Muzzman]

I said yes.. you could always 'soil' the shirt afterwards

 

[Trigger]

I'd have to say yes...

Went out with a Palace fan for almost 3 years...
She was great

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

I keep changing my mind - I voted no, but I keep thinking of Nicole in Moulin Rouge and then I think the scummer shirt wouldn't be so bad a thing...

 

[Tooting Gull]

Hmm. What if you asked her to rip it off you - into very small pieces - from the off? That way you get a bird passionately tearing off your clothing and the desired result for the disgusting garment.

 

[Brixtaan]

no way.not in that shirt.My mind would wonder and everything would be lost.

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Hmm. What if you asked her to rip it off you - into very small pieces - from the off? That way you get a bird passionately tearing off your clothing and the desired result for the disgusting garment.

It would be her that would be wearing it - although now you mention it, if both parties had to wear it for the entire duration - that's even worse! I'd feel so dirty!

 

[London Calling]

No problem it be ONE UP on the Palace,

went out with a Southend supporter, asked (made) her wear a Brighton top, great fun.

 

[bigc]

be drunk enough not to recognise it and pretend its a barcelona shirt anyway

 

[DTES]

Yes. Absolutely. I hate Palace, but even wearing one of their shirts, I couldn't say no to Shakira. No chance.

 

[Beach Hut]

I think I could live with it so yes

 

[sully]

Fumble about in the dark and pretend you haven't noticed?

 

[DTES]

Fumble about in the dark and pretend you haven't noticed?

dark? No chance. If I was in bed with Shakira, there is no way I would have the light off...

 

[michellethornfanclub]

got to be bent not to! as least you could lay there and think of her as palace going down!!! then roll her over and push all the way for an albion promotion,........ all the girls of my dreams.

 

[Seagullible]

at least you've got something to wipe it on afterwards!

 

[bhaexpress]

Well I already do but no, it'd be instant devorce if she ever wore a Palarse shirt, who needs adultery when you have sacrilidge ?

 

[Braders]

i wouldn't care becuase its the girl of my dreams , any other girl no!

 

[CHAPPERS]

Hell yeah, i'd have to explode onto the badge though.

 

[tinx]

Of course and it would definitely be soil that f***ing eagle with my man milk

 

[Italiaseagull]

Yes I would.