Would you, or do you let your dog lick your balls?

[KLF]

It's dirrrrty, y'know.

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

Where's that drawbridge lever?

 

[KLF]

Just next to the flounce button....

 

[Simster]

Just next to the flounce button....

I thought you were going to ask "would you ever wank off a dog?"

Not sure why I thought that, maybe that's the next question?

 

[KLF]

Can't think why you'd think that... And anyway, it's only worth considering if you've got a good set of marigolds handy....

 

[Peever]

Where's that drawbridge lever?

Beat me to it

 

[Sussex Nomad]

A good smothering of Bovril usually entices the mutt (somebody told me).

 

[bhaexpress]

Rather depends whether said dog has two or four legs.

 

[imissworthing2]

Or covering them in cooked Bacon,

I've now quoted Ricky gervias in my last 2 reply, I actually mustn't have a personality of my own!!!

 

[imissworthing2]

Or covering them in cooked Bacon,

I've now quoted Ricky gervias in my last 2 replys, I actually mustn't have a personality of my own!!!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Rather depends whether said dog has two or four legs.

Yes

No

Or did you mean the other way round?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

It's funny you should post this because when I was a kid I was getting out of the shower one day, I had a stonker, and my parents dog pushed the door open and licked my helmet. Wrong I know but I was a maybe a little too hesitant in pushing her away

I should add at this point I'd never had any kind of sexual experience so it's ok.