Would You Marry an 85 Year Old Fraggle Lookalike...

[Barrel of Fun]

...to gain access to untold riches?

BBC News - Spains flamboyant Duchess of Alba to marry in Seville

 

[magoo]

"To allay their suspicions of her prospective husband, she divided up her wealth between her six children and grandchildren, and Mr Diez has reportedly also relinquished his rights to her fortune."

 

[public school boy]

Better than my wife!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

He's not going to come away empty handed.

 

[Gazwag]

I suppose a similar question is "would you go to prison for 4 years to gain access to untold riches"

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Shiver me f***ing timbers!!!

 

[Tricky Dicky]

Truly scary - I may not sleep tonight now.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

 

[SeeGoals]

BEFORE

AFTER

 

[GYM]

Is that Joan Rivers?

 

[bristolseagull]

i've had worse, so yeah, i'm game.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

It's got ears. Is it a face by any chance?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

That's pretty much necrophilia


But yeah

 

[Simster]

AFTER

This is what you might expect to see if you asked a 5 year old girl to draw a picture of the queen.

 

[Ex-Staffs Gull]

Oh God, please burn my eyes out now, I am retching (literally) and every time I shut my eyes I am seeing Joan rivers with her face pressed up against my window.

Saying all of that, how much is she worth again? Maybe

 

[bhafc99]

Is it just me, or does she appear to be, um, 'sitting in the lap' of the grimacing gentlemen behind?

 

[Questions]

Imagine those generous, silicon enhanced lips around your bellend.....

 

[piersa]

I have so dearly missed spitting image

 

[Meade's Ball]

I'm 103 so yeah i'd see out my last days with that toothless monkey-queen. if i go first she can have my collection of leather socks that i hand-crafted back in the twenties when times were tight and the skins i had to use were not always cow and some of meats aneath them tasted strange no matter how long they were boiled.

 

[Pavilionaire]

For anyone blind, workshy and loving a blowjob she'd be the ideal wife. If this Spanish geezer doesn't marry her David Blunkett will!