Would Stuart long please see the nearest steward....

[The screamer]

Could she not have waited until he would be left at 86 minutes?

 

[Garage_Doors]

I've got no kids. Does anyone want to congratulate me for effective use of contraception for the past 20 years?

Congratulations on your 20 years of effective contraception.
I assume you use your personality?

 

[Muzzatron]

I've got no kids. Does anyone want to congratulate me for effective use of contraception for the past 20 years?

What you really mean is, you haven't had a shag for 20 years !!

 

[Sompting_Seagull]

Congratulations Stuart and Sarah, welcome to the world Bruno, er i mean Archie x

 

[Stat Brother]

Jnr was still laughing about stuart/steward on the way home. Congrats.

 

[The Sock of Poskett]

Excellent news - congratulations to all concerned.

At least that's one delivery that was brought to a successful conclusion, unlike our corners and crosses yesterday

 

[The Original]

I take it we'll be wetting the baby's head after the Forest game! Congratulations Stuart and Sarah, a proud father indeed...

 

[tezz79]

I've got no kids. Does anyone want to congratulate me for effective use of contraception for the past 20 years?

But you might be a Jaffa in which case it would have nothing to do with contraception lol

 

[Guinness Boy]

There is NO excuse for a gentleman to be disturbed about his manly pursuits.

The poor sod will have to listen her bleat on about perineums and cracked nipples for weeks on end now as it is.

I was at a Johnson's Paint Trophy game against MK Dons at Withdean while my Mrs was two days overdue with our first. Believe me I was begging for her to go in to labour. Unfortunately she didn't and I spent the evening being prodded by the fatty twx man and asked what half it was.

 

[Marc1901]

I've got no kids. Does anyone want to congratulate me for effective use of contraception for the past 20 years?

Or could it be you're still a virgin?

 

[otk]

That's the mistake you make when you tell the woman you marry your real name

 

[melias shoes]

Welcome to the ups and downs of the Albion Archie. Hopefully more ups. Great story.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Immediately thought of Bart Simpson when the name was read out. "Wilma Fingerdo" "Amanda Hugankiss" "Hugh Jampton" etc.

 

[Monkey Man]

I immediately said to my son "his wife's just gone into labour", never thinking it would be true. Well done to all involved.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I was at a Johnson's Paint Trophy game against MK Dons at Withdean while my Mrs was two days overdue with our first. Believe me I was begging for her to go in to labour. Unfortunately she didn't and I spent the evening being prodded by the fatty twx man and asked what half it was.

I congratulate you [MENTION=616]Guinness Boy[/MENTION] on your manliness. And reward you with your first post mention. Tell the missus if she doesn't mind sprogging in the closed season it would be greatly appreciated in future.