Would it be in appallingly bad taste...

[Man of Harveys]

...to start a "would you" thread about the Austrian girl who was kept in a cellar? If so, I won't. But I suspect someone else might before long.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Not at all.

And yes, I would.

 

[Les Biehn]

Pic, I havent seen her.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Is it a 'would you nail her' thread, or a 'would you keep her in a cellar for 8 years' thread?

 

[Bozza]

Are you particularly bored at the moment? You seem most prolific.

What comedy series are you going to be featuring today?

 

[Rougvie]

Funnily enough I was just having a shit and reading the Metro thinking about posting it on NSP.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Are you particularly bored at the moment? You seem most prolific.

Yes, I'm trying to avoid writing a very boring article about oil tankers.

 

[Bozza]

Funnily enough I was just having a shit and reading the Metro thinking about posting it on NSP.

Posting your shit or posting the Metro?

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Oil Tankers ? Is that rhyming slang ?

 

[Simster]

There are others I'd rather NAIL to be honest. She'd be such a mess, that's she's bound to go all BUNNY BOILER on you after you've sunk to the onions.

You didn't think of that, did you.

 

[Les Biehn]

And again, pic?

 

[Man of Harveys]

 

[Rangdo]

 

[Simster]

I'll take my Bunny boiler chances and NAIL her in every hole.

 

[Les Biehn]

Would. I'd definately smash into her bunker.

 

[Man of Harveys]

I need to tick Austria off the list and she's pretty, so I WOULD.

You'd have to be very careful about deploying the line "wanna come back to my place?" though...

(Who's going to be the first to object to this DISGRACEFUL filth?)

 

[Wozza]

There are others I'd rather NAIL to be honest. She'd be such a mess, that's she's bound to go all BUNNY BOILER on you after you've sunk to the onions.

Yeah, she's clearly a bit 'clingy'.

 

[Les Biehn]

She looks like she would give good head.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Did her kidnapper rape her at all? If not she's virgin.

*bonuspoints*

 

[Billy the Fish]

Did her kidnapper rape her at all? If not she's virgin.

*bonuspoints*

Yes he did.
I definately would. My only gripe would be if she had some sort flashback and started crying while you were getting stuck in, it would put me right off and take ages to finish if she was like that