Pavilionaire
Well-known member
- Jul 7, 2003
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The British electorate are not stupid - these are people who, if they want an extra day off, already go sick (that's the few that are actually employed - for the rest every day's a bank holiday).
The easiest way to bribe the British electorate is either with actual money or the prospect of untold riches. Unfortunately, the days when we could colonise an African state are gone.
Again, I go back to my earlier point - my vote-winner would be to declare war on Wales, I'd drive them all into the Irish Sea except Katherine Jenkins who I would marry, Charlotte Church who would become my Friday night cumslut, Rhod Gilbert my court jester and The Stereophonics my wandering minstrels.
The easiest way to bribe the British electorate is either with actual money or the prospect of untold riches. Unfortunately, the days when we could colonise an African state are gone.
Again, I go back to my earlier point - my vote-winner would be to declare war on Wales, I'd drive them all into the Irish Sea except Katherine Jenkins who I would marry, Charlotte Church who would become my Friday night cumslut, Rhod Gilbert my court jester and The Stereophonics my wandering minstrels.