Worst Town in Sussex

[Scotty Mac]

There are a lot of ASBOs. Which is strange because generally you can walk the streets at night without fear of attack. Which can't be said for quite a few towns! (must be down to tougher magistrates?)

the only asbo in the hill that i am aware of is one young girl who was in my class at secondary school. she ate powder paint in year 9

have to agree though, i have never felt htreatened on the streets of the heath at night. but that is probably because i keep away from vicky park

 

[surrey jim]

there was a stabbing in hh a few weeks back

yeah a 60yr old was murderd and another badly stabbed in the town centre at lunchtime

 

[surrey jim]

wasnt really impressed with the witch

stand up is supposed to be rather good i hear through the grapevine

The witch looses its appeal when you turn 18

the Stand Up is very expensive

 

[Franks Wild Years]

I hate Haywards Heath with all my being.
If you want a perfect example of smalltownsmall brainedlackofsoulsuburbannightmarecockjugglingxxxxxxxxxxxism then look no further.

Crawley is just shit.

 

[Les Biehn]

the only asbo in the hill that i am aware of is one young girl who was in my class at secondary school. she ate powder paint in year 9

have to agree though, i have never felt htreatened on the streets of the heath at night. but that is probably because i keep away from vicky park

Didn't you go to Oakmeeds? I thought they handed you an asbo on your first day?

 

[Grendel]

the Stand Up is very expensive

Eh? The price of a pint isn't that different from any other pub in Haywards Heath.

 

[dougdeep]

Peacehaven. It has no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

 

[Les Biehn]

Seaford. It reminds me of The Hills Have Eyes everytime I pass through it.

 

[dougdeep]

Seaford. It reminds me of The Hills Have Eyes everytime I pass through it.

Nobody mentioned it until then. Told you it was great.

 

[Les Biehn]

Nobody mentioned it until then. Told you it was great.

I was the only one brave enough to.

 

[Jam The Man]

Fanfare........

in third place,Crowborough

second is Three Bridges,




but the winner is......rustle rustle rustle......



PORTSLADE!!!!!!

Firstly, how can Portslade be worse than Hastings...?

Secondly, and let's make this very clear... Portslade is split into two sections.. North Portslade (North of Old Shoreham Road) and South Portslade (South of Old Shoreham Road).. if you are talking about South Portslade, then maybe you have more of a point!

 

[Redhead]

Seaford. It reminds me of The Hills Have Eyes everytime I pass through it.

Little did Les know, he's already dead.

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

wasnt really impressed with the witch

stand up is supposed to be rather good i hear through the grapevine

Stand Up is ok, but not really a very 'social' pub i don't think.
The Witch is alright, but they've ruined it since turning it to a restaurant, and it's best when there's footie on.

 

[withdeanwombat]

Since when was Portslade a TOWN?

Since it had a Town Hall?

 

[Royal Martlet]

Crawley

 

[Robbie G]

Didn't you go to Oakmeeds? I thought they handed you an asbo on your first day?

Oh of course....

How cliché

 

[surrey jim]

Stand Up is ok, but not really a very 'social' pub i don't think.
The Witch is alright, but they've ruined it since turning it to a restaurant, and it's best when there's footie on.

and the witch also has a famous landlord