worst thing youve ever done to impress a babe ?

[BrightonBird]

In Canada, I'd been juggling fire torches in front of an audience of friends and ambled casually towards a fit bird flicking my cigarette lighter which I'd used to light the torches.

Unfortunately she had hairspray on and I got too close, and set fire to her hair.

How we laughed a couple of hours later after she'd dried off from having a bottle of water tipped over her head.

That's the funniest thing I've heard all day. Really made me laugh out loud,.

 

[Sonic The Hedgehog]

Talk to them.

 

[bhaexpress]

Well, I married her !

 

[Simster]

So the fact that I ended up in the sack with her on several occasions is testament to how incredibly physically attractive I must be to the opposite sex.

 

[bhaexpress]

So the fact that I ended up in the sack with her on several occasions is testament to how incredibly physically attractive I must be to the opposite sex.

Hang on, is that a Dwayne quote ?

 

[Simster]

Shit my cover is blown. Has anyone seen me and dwayne in the same room?

 

[bhaexpress]

 

[Rambo]

Bit sick, but ok.

I was 15 and on holiday in Greece. I was chatting to this guy on the beach (he was 18 and really sexy). All of a sudden, he pointed down to my thigh and said what's that?

I won't say what it was, but I bet you can guess.

Safeway - Your penis?

That made me laugh out loud in the office, they all heard it next door!

Quality.

 

[BrightonBird]

Please don't bring it up - it's a sore point!

 

[Rambo]

There are certain creams you can get if its that sore.
...........so iam told.

 

[BrightonBird]

Anusol usually works for me.

 

[Rambo]

urghhhh