Worst 'put-down'/'insult' in a song ever?

[Jam The Man]

"See if I was in your blood, you wouldn't be so ugly"

from 'Annie, I'm Not Your Daddy'
by
Kid Creole & The Coconuts

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

im so ugly, thats ok cos so are you

lithium-nirvana i beleive

 

[The Laughing Bluebird]

If I thought you could find the way
I'd tell you go and get lost.
But why ask you to pay attention
When your brain can't stand the cost?

If a thought came into your head
It would die of loneliness.
You rate absolute zero,
No more and not even less.

You don't entertain ideas,
You simply bore them.
You couldn't find your feet
If you were looking for them.

You oughta scratch from the human race.
You are a waste of a name.
A waste of time and a waste of space.
You have no claim to fame.
I don't like you.

('I Don't Like You', Stiff Little Fingers, 1980)

 

[withdeanwombat]

I wish that for just one time you could stand inside my shoes

And just for that one moment I could be you

Yeah I wish that for just one time you could stand inside my shoes

You'd know what a drag it is to see you.


OR

Boots of Spanish Leather, the whole song.


Both Bob Dylan

Not forgetting the whole of Your So Vain by Carly Simon.

 

[perseus]

You've got a lot of gall
To be so useless and all

It rhymes.

 

[Easy 10]

I'm serious as cancer
when I say rhythm is a dancer

Not really a put-down, but jaw-droppingly dreadful all the same. as is:

Don't say you're easy on me
You're about as easy as a nucleur war

 

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

"See if I was in your blood, you wouldn't be so ugly"

from 'Annie, I'm Not Your Daddy'
by
Kid Creole & The Coconuts

That's been my signature for ages!

 

[Gully]

From "National Express" by the divine comedy:

mini skirts were in style when she walked down the isle back in 63,
but it's hard to get by when your arse is the size of a small country...

 

[Cian]

From "National Express" by the divine comedy:

mini skirts were in style when she walked down the isle back in 63,
but it's hard to get by when your arse is the size of a small country...

That song is amazing live. Hannon doesn't like doing it, but he did it as Oxegen 2004 to make up for the fact that it was the wettest day of the year - in mid July - and we were all getting soaked

He also said "I really won't be offended if you all f*** off into the tents now"

 

[Lush]

I win.

Oasis "Married with Children"

"I hate the way that you are so sarcastic
And you're not very bright
You think that everything you've done's fantastic
Your music's shite it keeps me up all night."

 

[Gully]

MYOB, that song always brings a smile to my face and it is one you can't help but sing along to, perhaps not the greatest put down of all time but it wins by miles on the bitchiness stakes.

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Of course you shouldn't forget SFA's fabulous.

"I'm a minger, you're a minger too"

 

[NMH]

Oh Shit by The Buzzcocks still makes me laugh.
It may not be extremely eloquent, but to the point and expressive, it is.

"oh shit I wish I'd known before now
oh shit you were such a f-ing cow...."

 

[cheshunt seagull]

A selection from John Cooper Clarke's 'Twat'

'Like a death at a birthday party, you ruin all the fun'

'Speaking as an outsider, what do you think of the human race'

'You've got a split personality, I hate both of them'



Elvis Costello: 'I said I'm so happy I could die, she said drop dead and left with another guy'

 

[scarby]

If I thought you could find the way
I'd tell you go and get lost.
But why ask you to pay attention
When your brain can't stand the cost?

If a thought came into your head
It would die of loneliness.
You rate absolute zero,
No more and not even less.

You don't entertain ideas,
You simply bore them.
You couldn't find your feet
If you were looking for them.

You oughta scratch from the human race.
You are a waste of a name.
A waste of time and a waste of space.
You have no claim to fame.
I don't like you.

('I Don't Like You', Stiff Little Fingers, 1980)

choon....................welsh man!!

 

[Easy 10]

"The devil take your stereo and your record collection,
The way you look you'll qualify for next years old age pension"

- Adam Ant.



and I claim my £5.

 

[Crisp]

The Pogues - Fairytale of New York:
You’re a bum
You’re a punk
You’re an old slut on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
You scumbag, you maggot
You cheap lousy faggot
Happy christmas your arse
I pray God it’s our last

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

well guess what yo, your sex was whack


Frankee - f*** You Right Back

 

[Set of Tracksuits]

Stone me, why can’t you see
You’re a no-one nowhere washed up baby who’d look better dead

Your tongue is far too long
I don’t like the way it sucks and slurps upon my every word

Don’t waste your words I don’t need anything from you
I don’t care where you’ve been or what you plan to do



I am the Resurrection - Stone Roses

 

[fatfingers]

it has to be

"your worse than crystal palace"