Worst No.1 ever?

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen.



I preferred Grand-Dad by Clive Dunn.

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

Oh yeh, that Snowman song but that f***ing 12 year old kid! GRRRRRRRRRRR

 

[zefarelly]

more to the point, Can anyone actually remember when there was last a good No1 ?

 

[sadam]

Joe Corrigan

 

[Jam The Man]

are you sure agadoo got to no.1


Surely Doop by Doop is the worst #1 ever?

 

[The Large One]

Cinderella Rockefella by Esther & Abi Ofarim. f***ing awful.

 

[Tom Bombadil]

For me it has to be something involving Paul McCartney.

Mull of Kintyre
The frog chorus song thin
Ebony and Ivory
Yellow Submarine

All bloody awful.

 

[Hatterlovesbrighton]

Babylon Zoo -- Spaceman

and the levi ad was crap as well

 

[Gazwag]

Shaddup your Face - Joe Dolce

I agree, it stopped Ultravox - Vienna getting to number one

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

I agree, it stopped Ultravox - Vienna getting to number one

Then it should be applauded!

 

[Parson Henry]

The Streets' song..dont even know what it was called.

Any Shabba Ranks rubbish

 

[Simster]

Cliff RIchard is bloody terrible. What about On A Saviours Day or whatever.

Shockingly poor. Along with Grandma we love you, Grandad, Shuddupyaface, The Frog Chorus and Ebony and Ivory. All utter pony.

 

[Marc]

that shit tune that went "must be the reason why i'm king of my castle"...that was f***ing shit, and she was a woman (presuming) so it should've been Queen....then the voice effect of singing underwater...how pants was THAT!





oh and any Coldplayshite ones if thy have got there!

 

[Wozza]

World In Motion

Note that I'm a massive New Order fan, but ARRRGH, what the fecking hell were they thinking? It was their only number one at that...

Best football-related record ever made.

 

[tedebear]

Did right said fred ever make it to number 1 with I'm to sexy for my... etc...etc..chuck up...crap...yuck...

 

[Marc]

Did right said fred ever make it to number 1 with I'm to sexy for my... etc...etc..chuck up...crap...yuck...

I bought that on vinyl and still have it

 

[Strike]

that shit tune that went "must be the reason why i'm king of my castle"...that was f***ing shit, and she was a woman (presuming) so it should've been Queen....then the voice effect of singing underwater...how pants was THAT!





oh and any Coldplayshite ones if thy have got there!

I agree there, I was thinking of that tune, you mentioned just forgotten the title. I would have mentioned that as the worst.

 

[Strike]

Did right said fred ever make it to number 1 with I'm to sexy for my... etc...etc..chuck up...crap...yuck...

No not over here but in the States it did. RSF did have a UK number 1 with Deeply Dibbly.

 

[Pavilionaire]

St Winifred's School Choir - There's No One Quite Like Grandma.

No redeeming qualities whatsoever - no comedy value, no tottie, no cheese, just gap-toothed sickly shite.

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

Mull of Kintyre all the way, truly and utterly unacceptable.