Worst lager you've ever drunk?

[Goring Gull]

Would have to be Carlsberg for me i just have a real dislike of the stuff.

 

[Monkey Man]

Budweiser, though it takes some genius to make a beer with so little flavour. For those who find it all a bit too much of course there is always Bud Lite.

 

[dougdeep]

All of them.

 

[Screaming J]

Budweiser, though it takes some genius to make a beer with so little flavour. For those who find it all a bit too much of course there is always Bud Lite.

Whilst sympathising with what Dougdeep said, try the Czech Budvar instead. Budvar and Budweiser seemed locked in some eternal copyright struggle which, in Europe at least, the Czech lot seem to be holding their own (fnarr, fnarr).

As for the worst lager, does anyone remember Grunhalle; brewed by Greenalls? That was vile! And then there was Harp. Do Guinness still "brew" that muck?

 

[Bakesy]

Anyone remember SKOL
Now that really was awefull

 

[hitony]

It would have to be Carlsberg for me to, its just so tasteless and watery

 

[Goring Gull]

It would have to be Carlsberg for me to, its just so tasteless and watery

Nowt worse than when you walk in a pub and the lagers are Carlsberg and Grolsch....

 

[Goring Gull]

Anyone remember SKOL
Now that really was awefull

Remember it, they always have it on offer in Morrisons.

 

[dougdeep]

Does anyone remember Longlife beer? I'm not sure what that was meant to be.

 

[bhaexpress]

I have drunk something that came in a blue can, the name of which escapes me but the only reason to buy it was because it got you pissed very quickly ! Ultra strong but vile tasting.

 

[Goring Gull]

I don't remember it but my Dad goes on about the Watneys is it? Super seven? and Double Diamond?

 

[MXL]

skul lager - or any american crap, it all tastes like its been watered dow.

 

[Bakesy]

I don't remember it but my Dad goes on about the Watneys is it? Super seven? and Double Diamond?

Double Diamond works wonders..........

Showing my age now......ooops

 

[bhaexpress]

I don't remember it but my Dad goes on about the Watneys is it? Super seven? and Double Diamond?

Party Seven ! Not a lager but yes, quite disgusting just the same. It came in a large Red and Gold time and allegedly held seven pints of 'beer'.

Very popular at parties in my youth (which shows how old it is).

 

[bhaexpress]

skul lager - or any american crap, it all tastes like its been watered dow.

Colt 45 ! I thought that was a British aberation until I saw some in the US. It was still crap though !

Mind you most Americans are nearly sick when they try a decent bitter. I think the reason they like their beer chilled to 5 degree C. is because it hides the fact that it has not taste.

 

[dougdeep]

I have drunk something that came in a blue can, the name of which escapes me but the only reason to buy it was because it got you pissed very quickly ! Ultra strong but vile tasting.

Domestos I expect.

 

[Goring Gull]

Anyone remeber Tennants super ice - blue bottle 9% volume tasted like treacle did the job though. Used to sell it in the Towns Pride in Worthing about 8 years ago - not sure the pub is still going even these days, used to frequent it alot in my sixth form college era.

 

[Cian]

I don't think anything worse than (american) Budweiser is physically possible.

That said, if Kaliber can be counted as a "lager" considering the massive, massive lack of alcohol in it, its worse.

 

[Les Biehn]

Jaguar, Tesco's own. f***ing horrible.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Party Seven ! Not a lager but yes, quite disgusting just the same. It came in a large Red and Gold tin and allegedly held seven pints of 'beer'.

Very popular at parties in my youth (which shows how old it is).

The most important thing about a can of Party Seven was that it was impossible to open. A hammer and a six inch nail was often the only way in. And then most of the contents would spray all over the ceiling.

The Party Four was better. Mainly because it contained less of the disgusting fizzy liquid.

But hey kids! Imagine this ... FOUR PINTS of weak beer was enough for a PARTY in those days. Today it's an individual dose - barely enough to start the evening.