Worst film of ALL time

[Uncle Spielberg]

As I said Icy, this slagging off of Titanic is tiresome and boring, its as if all the fanboys have wanted to ruin it, mainly 20 or 30 something men, it is infact a very good film with Watershed effects and a decent enough storyline, meticulously researcged and authentic to 1912, all the critics gave it 5 stars at the time as people flooded to the cinema to see it , becuase it was good, for some strange reason it is now trendy to say it is shit.

 

[Blackadder]

Take your pick between The Avengers and The Saint. Both made in the late 90s.

Didn't care too much for The Witches of Eastwick either.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I liked the Saint.

 

[Papa Lazarou]

Gigli - not seen it myself, so maybe not a valid answer, but panned by everyone.

The worst I have seen is Scary Movie... what a pile of cr*p.

Pearl Harbor (sp) - shite

The Patriot - Mel Gibson at his English hating worst.

Papa

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

On reflection my worst film of all time, the one I got no enjoyment from and was dragged to the cinema kicking and screaming to see it was The Bodyguard. Boring toilet which was a shame as it had Costner who had done some decent work, Houston who was a quality singer and even had Gary Kemp in it. I gain entertainment and can find some good in just about any dross I watch as I am easily pleased but this one was a total dud.

1.9

Also for different reasons Saw 3 - this is just a product of a very sick mind and a very sick society if this passes as entertainment and if this passes for cinematic releases, awful, just sick murders for the sack of it, disgraceful which is a shame as Saw 1 and 2 were good, have not watched saw 4 or will watch saw 5 due to saw 3.

1.5

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Pesrl Harbor for 40 minutes was one of the greatest films of all time. The 2nd greatest depiction of battle after Saving Private Ryan.

 

[Barry Izbak]

Go and see The Happening before you post. Utter shite.

 

[Papa Lazarou]

Pesrl Harbor for 40 minutes was one of the greatest films of all time. The 2nd greatest depiction of battle after Saving Private Ryan.

True, but that simply a demonstration of how good CGI is - it's like they've dropped high quality documentary footage into a shite love story and expect it to make it better.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Although I have never seen it and do not want to see it Hard Candy. I have done research on this and it backs up my feeling that the film does the almost impossible job of making the audience feel sorry for a Paedophile and ends up rooting for a Paedophile. The castration is a new low in cinema and what mesage does it send out, Pyscho 14 year old girl who is clearly mentally unbalanced takes law into her own hands. The topic was much better presented in The Woodsman.

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

Some odd choices for WORST film of all time, Bizarre. the Shining, are you sure about that ?, The Sound of Music , be serious, Titanic, yes I know its trendy to say it sucks but it doesn't , infact its very good, Cloverfield, this is a joke surely, Spielberg films, yeah ok, whatever

Lets be serious with this thread, look at some of these duds

IMDb Bottom 50
Rank Rating Title Votes
1. 1.4 The Apocalypse (2007) 838
2. 1.4 Barschel - Mord in Genf? (1993) 698
3. 1.4 Kis Vuk (2008) 1,357
4. 1.4 Alien vs. Hunter (2007) 1,616
5. 1.4 Troppo belli (2005) 1,309
6. 1.4 The Maize: The Movie (2004) 1,321
7. 1.4 Zombie Nation (2004) 2,259
8. 1.4 Ben & Arthur (2002) 2,672
9. 1.4 Amoklauf (1994) 689
10. 1.5 Popstar (2005) 740
11. 1.5 Erste Semester, Das (1997) 785
12. 1.5 Who's Your Caddy? (2007) 9,391
13. 1.5 The Hottie & the Nottie (2008) 15,245
14. 1.6 Zodiac Killer (2005) 1,012
15. 1.6 Pledge This! (2006) 4,689
16. 1.6 Die Hard Dracula (1998) 1,719
17. 1.6 Feel the Noise (2007) 1,565
18. 1.7 Crossover (2006) 6,574
19. 1.7 The Tony Blair Witch Project (2000) 2,458
20. 1.7 SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004) 6,791
21. 1.7 Surf School (2006) 2,489
22. 1.7 The Hillz (2004) 2,856
23. 1.7 Anne B. Real (2003) 2,569
24. 1.7 From Justin to Kelly (2003) 15,026
25. 1.8 Dünyayi kurtaran adam'in oglu (2006) 3,501
26. 1.8 Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966) 16,562
27. 1.8 Miss Cast Away (2004) 744
28. 1.8 Ghoulies IV (1994) 815
29. 1.9 Going Overboard (1989) 4,639
30. 1.9 Santa Claus (1959) 1,180
31. 1.9 Bottoms Up (2006) 3,846
32. 1.9 Seven Mummies (2006) 914
33. 1.9 The Ten Commandments (2007) 1,075
34. 1.9 King of the Lost World (2005) 740
35. 1.9 Santa with Muscles (1996) 5,281
36. 2.0 Snowboard Academy (1996) 1,219
37. 2.0 House of the Dead (2003) 16,052
38. 2.0 Glitter (2001) 10,762
39. 2.0 Car 54, Where Are You? (1994) 2,115
40. 2.0 Keloglan kara prens'e karsi (2006) 2,227
41. 2.0 Troll 2 (1990) 7,319
42. 2.0 Chairman of the Board (1998) 2,364
43. 2.0 Leonard Part 6 (1987) 3,874
44. 2.1 Ghosts Can't Do It (1990) 1,034
45. 2.1 Daddy Day Camp (2007) 4,338
46. 2.1 Witless Protection (2008) 2,305
47. 2.1 Catalina Caper (1967) 697
48. 2.1 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain (1998) 3,725
49. 2.1 Son of the Mask (2005) 10,009
50. 2.1 Zombie Nightmare (1986)

Where did you get this nonsense Uncle? Two of the films are Turkish and while Turkish films can be pretty dire, I've seen one of those on your list and it was pretty good... even won an award.

Wot happened to Heavens Gate? Hollywood's croned worst film and thast awful Madonna film directed by Guy Ritchie?

 

[Easy 10]

Alone In The Dark, "starring" Christian Slater. Laughably bad.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

This is the imdb bottom 50 as voted for by the whole of the World.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

51-100

51. 2.1 American Ninja V (1993) 1,045
52. 2.1 Cool as Ice (1991) 3,202
53. 2.1 Büyü (2004) 1,439
54. 2.1 Brothers in Arms (2005) 700
55. 2.1 Love in Paris (1997) 1,580
56. 2.1 Seed (2007) 2,202
57. 2.1 Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace (1996) 4,078
58. 2.1 Deep Core (2000) 678
59. 2.1 Simon Sez (1999) 2,423
60. 2.2 Creepshow III (2006) 1,377
61. 2.2 In the Mix (2005) 4,268
62. 2.2 Baby Geniuses (1999) 6,958
63. 2.2 How She Move (2007) 3,019
64. 2.2 Ape (1976) 747
65. 2.2 The Quick and the Undead (2006) 715
66. 2.2 Meatballs 4 (1992) 919
67. 2.2 Ed (1996) 2,474
68. 2.2 Hababam sinifi 3,5 (2006) 1,448
69. 2.2 Alone in the Dark (2005) 19,028
70. 2.2 Nine Lives (2002) 1,192
71. 2.2 Phat Girlz (2006) 5,073
72. 2.2 Dis - en historie om kjærlighet (1995) 1,325
73. 2.3 Angels' Brigade (1979) 864
74. 2.3 Epic Movie (2007) 32,685
75. 2.3 Daniel - Der Zauberer (2004) 4,955
76. 2.3 Carry on Columbus (1992) 858
77. 2.3 Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie (1997) 2,737
78. 2.3 The Smokers (2000) 1,587
79. 2.3 House IV (1992) 699
80. 2.3 Five the Hard Way (1969) 829
81. 2.3 Kazaam (1996) 8,942
82. 2.3 Gigli (2003) 23,007
83. 2.3 Hobgoblins (1988) 3,670
84. 2.3 Anus Magillicutty (2003) 2,793
85. 2.3 Levottomat 3 (2004) 1,509
86. 2.3 American Soldiers (2005) 1,268
87. 2.3 Jail Bait (1954) 910
88. 2.3 Yûgiô: Gekijô-ban (2004) 2,196
89. 2.3 The Perfect Holiday (2007) 1,037
90. 2.3 The Last Sign (2005) 884
91. 2.3 Shark: Rosso nell'oceano (1984) 932
92. 2.3 Soccer Dog: The Movie (1999) 745
93. 2.3 It's Pat (1994) 4,951
94. 2.3 You Got Served (2004) 15,155
95. 2.3 Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 (2000) 29,679
96. 2.3 Track of the Moon Beast (1976) 1,143
97. 2.4 Toter hing im Netz, Ein (1960) 1,191
98. 2.4 Bloodlust! (1961) 900
99. 2.4 Carry on England (1976) 662
100. 2.4 Hababam sinifi askerde (2005) 1,198

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

This is the imdb bottom 50 as voted for by the whole of the World.

Which suggests that it has been voted by Turks.... seeing as there has never been an english version of them.... I checked.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

or maybe people didn't like the film, I doubt it is a conspiracy

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

92. 2.3 Soccer Dog: The Movie (1999) 745

This is not going to please someone on NSC.

 

[Easy 10]

69. 2.2 Alone in the Dark (2005) 19,028

Thaaar she blows
I'd actually recommend watching it - its so bad, so horrendous in every possible way, that you just end up laughing.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Good choice Easy, but surely Titanic was worse

 

[Herne Hill Seagull]

Natural Born Killers. Really, really hated that.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I watched House the other day as I remember liking it in my 20's. It has aged terribly, just rather silly now, not the worst film of all time but very very creaky 4.7