Worst decisions ever made

[Vankleek Hill Seagull]

I know. I will edit a fanzine.

 

[Brightonfan1983]

"I hate my wife. What if I knock her over the head, bury her in the garden and make out she's run off with her fancy man. Then eventually me and the nanny can finally get married and have a marvelous pampered life and noone will be any the wiser."

Lord Lucan

 

[withdeanwombat]

I know,I'll support Palace.

 

[Theatre of Trees]

"You're never 13"

Roman Polanski

 

[smudge]

Abi, I've decided to video you tonight.

John Leslie

 

[Box of Frogs]

"Lets have a party at my place - I've got a swimming pool"! - Michael Barrymore :safeway

 

[Collar Feeler]

"I'll drive lads, i've only had a couple and it's only round the corner!"

Lee Hughes

 

[Robot Chicken]

"Gran, go and see that nice Doctor Shipman"

 

[Stumpy Tim]

"Freeeeddoooooommmmmmmm"

William Wallis seconds before being gutted

 

[Cantona's Flying Dropkick]

"I'll pass to Gordon [Smith], he'll score"

Michael Robinson

 

[Stumpy Tim]

5 million + Andrew Johnson for Clinton Morrison. Sounds fair to me.

Steve Bruce, Birmingham

 

[SussexSpur]

"God, this business conference crowd can't get enough of me, I can't do a thing wrong. No, don't worry about the printed speech, Miss Smith, I feel in a good mood to just wing this one."
Gerald Ratner

"Ooh, this looks a tricky high ball to deal with. I think some kind of backpass would be safest."
Steve Hodge

"Heh heh, look at those fools. I filled in my tax forms a year ago!"
Homer Simpson / Al Capone

"An autograph? Sure, anything for a fan."
John Lennon

"One Travelcard, please. Hey, this gives me an idea..."
Christian Gross

"What an outrageous allegation. I'll see you in court for this..."
Oscar Wilde

 

[Commander]

"I'll think I'll quit managing Brighton and take a move up the footballing ladder"

Brian Horton

"Yes, of course I'll tell you my opinion on the disabled".

Glen Hoddle.

 

[Bluejuice]

"f*** it, one more can't hurt"

Jimi Hendrix - 18th Spetember 1970

 

[Faldo]

"I wonder if I can jump in my car, Dukes of Hazard stylee..."

Brian Harvey

 

[Behind Enemy Lines]

Jonathan Aitken's promise to use the "sword of truth" against the Guardian and then sued the newspaper for libel in a row over his dealings with Saudi arms traders.

That was before he went to prison for perjury after he was revealed to have lied repeatedly.

 

[Brightonfan1983]

"I wonder if I can jump in my car, Dukes of Hazard stylee..."

Brian Harvey

Couldn't have happened to a nicer man

 

[Theatre of Trees]

"Don't bother wiping your semen of the dress I'll get it washed tomorrow"

Monica Lewinsky

 

[cdavis]

That Claridge bloke would be a long term solution.......Millwall chairman, 36 days ago....

 

[London Calling]

George Bush to Blair

"Don't worry Tony we get in and out of Irag in days, no it won't make the UK a target for terrorists"