Words, Phrases or Topics that are banned or should be banned from NSC

[public school boy]

Don't hold back

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

PSB, when did studying the boundary between acceptable/unacceptable and conventional/unconventional become such a big issue in your life?

 

[public school boy]

I need to think about that one!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

"This horse cannot possibly lose. Get on and get on LARGE."

 

[Taybha]

This dress is far too tight

 

[Mendoza]

"is the correct answer"

"thread closed"

 

[public school boy]

This dress is far too tight

I know the feeling love. Not as bad as pulling on a really tight pair of trousers and getting your Willie caught in the zip

 

[Notters]

"Mark my words, there'll be DEEP snow across Sussex by this time tomorrow"

 

[Safeway]

Topics:

Religion
Politics
Horse racing
Cricket
Radio phone-ins
Anything at all to do with Brighton & Hove Albion

Phrases:

"Fixtures"
"Marvelous scenes"
"Got a problem, PM me"

 

[Titanic]

Topics: 'Reality', 'Talent' or 'Celebrity' TV shows

 

[WATFORD zero]

Hove
Born
Bred

 

[Hannibal smith]

Leon Knight, He's Alright

 

[Don Quixote]

Any response that is just one of these:

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

"FACT!"

"I support Crystal Palace"




No, no I don't, I was just saying - like ....

 

[Icy Gull]

Leon Knight, He's Alright

Agreed, as it is possibly the most inaccurate statement ever uttered on NSC

 

[ali jenkins]

f*** Shit C,unt Bollocks

 

[Gilliver's Travels]

Would of.

Is it just to save time, TXT-style, or can people really be so bafflingly ignorant of the basics of their own language? If so, I'm surprised they even know the word 'would'. What's coming next: 'wood of'?

Back in the day, even poor kids learnt decent English. What's gone wrong?

 

[Spider]

Ending an argument or point with:

"That is all"

Used to be funny, it's not anymore

 

[maffew]

raped
when used in the wrong context (a la Pardew), quite offensive

 

[withdeanwombat]

Would of.

Is it just to save time, TXT-style, or can people really be so bafflingly ignorant of the basics of their own language? If so, I'm surprised they even know the word 'would'. What's coming next: 'wood of'?

Back in the day, even poor kids learnt decent English. What's gone wrong?

Should of known this would be on here.It truly grates,innit?


Oh,and what's gone wrong is the trend to "communications studies" rather than English grammar.Does not matter about the construction,punctuation or spelling - just get the message across.

Mr Pope would rotate in his grave.Well,if he's in it yet.Does anybody know,or care?