Women you shouldn't really fancy but you do.

[Uncle Spielberg]

This Woman gets me moist.

http://www.nicewallpapers.info/pics/Celebrities/jodie-foster/jodie-foster_000.jpg

I LOVE her. Shame she's a carpet muncher.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

-shabby from big brother

-josie long

-victoria coren

-janine butcher

-ronnie and roxy's mum in eastenders

-judith from eggheads

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Pics ?.

 

[Wozza]

This Woman gets me moist.

http://www.nicewallpapers.info/pics/Celebrities/jodie-foster/jodie-foster_000.jpg

I LOVE her. Shame she's a carpet muncher.

Yeah, otherwise you'd be WELL IN there, eh?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Jodie Foster is probably my dream Woman. She is insanely good looking , has attitude, is probably the greatest actress of her generation, talented and intelligent. She has it all as far as I am concerned.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Yeah, otherwise you'd be WELL IN there, eh?

Warren

I am sure if she ever met me she would fall at my feet with my good humour and boyish good looks. She would be putty in my hands and I would show her the error of her ways.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Pics ?.

most of these disgusting fantasies of mine are because of personality rather than looks so pics wouldn't be able to justify WHY i fancy them

 

[The Grockle]

-shabby from big brother


-ronnie and roxy's mum in eastende

She is FIT, in fact she is more attractive than Roxy IMO

 

[defrocked priest]

Danny Seagull's Mum.

 

[smalldino]

Sarah Beeney

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

oh, and ke$ha, which i can't even begin to attempt to justify

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Where are the f***ing photos ?.

 

[New Carpet?]

-victoria coren

Totally agree.



Mind you, there would never be a point of playing strip poker against her as she wouldn't even get as far as removing a hairband.

 

[Scotty Mac]

young stars of programmes on the disney channel, although that is obviously from a more legal/moral point of view

janine butcher
amanda holden
helen mirren
anne widicombe

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

The Queen

oh god, DEFINITELY

surely in the realm of fantasy celebrity sex, the queen is UNBEATABLE

imagine being able to accurately claim that you've had sex WITH THE QUEEN!!!!!!

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Anne Widdicombe ?. I do like her for her attitude but fancy her ?. er No.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

oh god, DEFINITELY

surely in the realm of fantasy celebrity sex, the queen is UNBEATABLE

imagine being able to accurately claim that you've had sex WITH THE QUEEN!!!!!!

I do believe on the statute books having sex with the Queen is the only offence still punishable by captial punishment.

 

[defrocked priest]

Where are the f***ing photos ?.

Since my banning I can't.