Women try to smuggle dead body through Liverpool airport

[NMH]

What was their motive? Do disabled carers fly for free now?

 

[captainmorganrum]

The doctor said it was "terminal", they misunderstood.

 

[captainmorganrum]

They've got Samuel L Jackson lined up for the screenplay...

"Get this motherf-ing corpse off my motherf-ing plane"

 

[captainmorganrum]

Fair play to the airline, despite all the kerfuffle - the flight left DEAD on time

 

[Taybha]

Flying british airways is a relative dead loss these days

 

[captainmorganrum]

"your flight is now boarding at Pearly Gate number 01"

 

[bhaexpress]

Well he got his wish, he was dying to fly.