Women. How is this fair?

[steward 433]

But not me. Oh no.

Not me.

No-one tells me to sit down.

SIT DOWN hair boy

 

[Uncle Buck]

But not me. Oh no.

Not me.

No-one tells me to sit down.

They were not doing their bloody job properly. At least you did not have an away team scarf on.

 

[The Large One]

But not me. Oh no.

Not me.

No-one tells me to sit down.

Sit dahn with your girly hair, you appalling ponce.


But just to re-cap, cos I'm not sure 100% what Adrie was on about there - has Adrie taken Nibble's job as a cleaner for someone with a slack bottom and emotional issues who is in need of enforced amnesia in the toilet?

In Wolverhampton?

 

[Buzzer]

Wouldn't it be the greatest thing EVER if Adrie joined Slade. They all live in Wolverhampton, after all.

Come on Adrie. Just imagine yourself as the FIFTH slader. There'd be birds on tap and no mistake.

 

[British Bulldog]

I really dont understand young lads trying to get emotionly involved with females, The only thing they should be thinking about at that age is f***ing them as fast as they can throw'em under them.

 

[The Large One]

Wouldn't it be the greatest thing EVER if Adrie joined Slade. They all live in Wolverhampton, after all.

Come on Adrie. Just imagine yourself as the FIFTH slader. There'd be birds on tap and no mistake.

His spelling was always as good as Slade's.

 

[1066gull]

Urgh. Not fair.

 

[steward 433]

Urgh. Not fair.

What's not fair?

 

[The Large One]

Urgh. Not fair.

You still moaning? What about this time?

 

[king Wombat]

You do the f***ing cleaning up the shit and the tears.

They go back to an ex to 'help them forget' with the hurt of being dumped.

PATHETIC.

get yourself on ricki lake.

 

[British Bulldog]

Urgh. Not fair.

Your starting to make about as much sense as a woman and thats why we aint got a clue what your on about!

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

Life's a bitch innit. You win some you lose some. Today's not your lucky day, but dont worry, you have many more days ahead of you and i'm sure, in fact I KNOW you will have better days and you will meet a girl who likes you for who you REALLY are and im sure that whether it takes days/weeks/months/years it will be WORTH IT, but in the mean time, dont worry about girls, in fact, forget about girls altogether, just go out and see your friends and have a GOOD TIME like you should be doing and DONT STOP BELIEVING IN YOURSELF, IF YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF, PEOPLE START BELIEVING IN YOU!

Here have a biscuit!

And while your eating it, listen to this.

[yt]ol2fN0bZCso[/yt]

 

[John Bumlick]

chin up Adrie

chins

(bloody 10 character limit!)

 

[Seagullible]

here we go again

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Wouldn't it be the greatest thing EVER if Adrie joined Slade. They all live in Wolverhampton, after all.Come on Adrie. Just imagine yourself as the FIFTH slader. There'd be birds on tap and no mistake.

Along with an instant pick up line - "I'm the replacement for Nobby Holder , you can hold my knob anytime darling"

 

[aftershavedave]

chins

(bloody 10 character limit!)

(bloody 10 character limit indeed)

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

They were not doing their bloody job properly. At least you did not have an away team scarf on.

At a pre season friendly?

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

But not me. Oh no.

Not me.

No-one tells me to sit down.

This is true, well for 45 mins it was.

 

[El Presidente]

I normally f*** it up like the f*** up I am somewhere in the middle.

In the middle?? I'm getting a picture in my head of Adrie being spit roasted by a middle aged Wolvehampton couple, him called Dave and works in a tyre factory, and she is slightly overweight, is wearing stockings, is called Deirdre and has a strapon stopping Adrie from talking.

It is NOT a pleasant picture, and only TWO smilies cannot do it justice.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

yet ANOTHER 'look at me, isn't my life awful' thread