WOMEN. FFS, we do not have ESP. DO. YOU. UNDERSTAND?

[Race]

The man will do the one he LIKES DOING BEST first.

Which would mean them still being within a few feet of the TV cos football/cricket is on, or not too much thinking/effort is invloved!

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

*Sake*

Slut Faced Whores

 

[Gritt23]

The way I see it there are four options

1) Don't nag and it won't get done
2) Nag and it still won't get done AND you will be seen as a BAD NAGGING PERSON.
3) Do it yourself
4) Find someone who anticipates your every need

... and just how long has any woman every really tried no.1 for?

After about 10 mins, you'll do it yourself and start whining that it was "NEVER going to get done, if I'd left it to you."

 

[Race]

*Sake*

Slut Faced Whores

 

[Trufflehound]

Another difference betwen the sexes is that when there's a whole list of jobs that need doing the woman will do them in order of IMPORTANCE. The man will do the one he LIKES DOING BEST first.

Men always do things in order of importance:

1) Buy beer
2) Put beer in fridge (freezer speeds things up in an emergency)
3) Sit on sofa until beer is cold
4) Remove beer from fridge
5) Open, pour, and enjoy.

I don't see what the problem is.

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Men always do things in order of importance:

1) Buy beer
2) Put beer in fridge (freezer speeds things up in an emergency)
3) Sit on sofa until beer is cold
4) Remove beer from fridge
5) Open, pour, and enjoy.

I don't see what the problem is.

Wrong.

1) Buy beer
2) Drink first warm beer
3) Place 2 beers in freezer
4) place rest in fridge (taking out things like ketchup)
5) Sit down, enjoy.
6) Get beer from freezer
7) Sit down, enjoy second beer
9) forget additional beer in freezer
10) get beer from fridge
11) drink enjoy etc.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Wrong.

1) Buy beer
2) Drink first warm beer
3) Place 2 beers in freezer
4) place rest in fridge (taking out things like ketchup)
5) Sit down, enjoy.
6) Get beer from freezer
7) Sit down, enjoy second beer
9) forget additional beer in freezer
10) get beer from fridge
11) drink enjoy etc.

What's the point of having to get up for a beer? Buy a beer fridge, and it saves vital drinking time

 

[Race]

What's the point of having to get up for a beer? Buy a beer fridge, and it saves vital drinking time

They probably have women who fetch and carry for them

 

[Barnet Seagull]

why have a beer fridge when you have a wife?

 

[The Large One]

Women are so much better looking once you have drunk the contents of the beer fridge.

 

[Gritt23]

What's the point of having to get up for a beer? Buy a beer fridge, and it saves vital drinking time

Now THAT's a woman who thinks properly.

I got myself a beer fridge, but it's now been commandeered as a milk fridge for the baby, tch.