WOMEN. FFS, we do not have ESP. DO. YOU. UNDERSTAND?

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Wrong

If it wasnt for sex then we could do without you.

 

[Race]

Wrong

If it wasnt for sex then we could do without you.

So you can cook, clean, iron, organise, wash behind your ears and remain in control of the TV remote all by yourself then?

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Damn right I can.

Apart from the cooking. Fourteenth Eye will confirm I dont cook!

 

[Heffle Gull]

So you can cook, clean, iron, organise, wash behind your ears and remain in control of the TV remote all by yourself then?

If the good lord had meant men to cook, he wouldn't have invented Kebab shops

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

If the good lord had meant men to cook, he wouldn't have invented Kebab shops

I prefer shitty chicken. But yes I agree with the sentiment!!!

 

[Superphil]

Why do women wear make-up and purfume?




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Cos they're ugly and they smell

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Why do women wear make-up and purfume?

Cos they're ugly and they smell

That has to be the funniest thing I have heard in ages!!!!

In fact I am going to steal this if you dont mind because its fantastic.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Wrong

If it wasnt for sex then we could do without you.

noooo you couldnt

 

[TheWhiteRose_LUFC]

If it wasnt for sex then we could do without you.

You forgot to add the cooking and cleaning.

 

[Meade's Ball]

noooo you couldnt

I could do without the sex.
I couldn't do without the odd hug though (which unquestionably leads to a right good seeing to).

 

[The Large One]

It can be quite a pay off - the breathless rampant baby oil sex (with or without utensils) in return for the mindless, irrational, ill-timed mood swings. But can't we have one woman for the former and one for the latter? At least I could know which one to shackle and muzzle in the cellar.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

I couldn't do without the odd hug though (which unquestionably leads to a right good seeing to).

Youd get used to it!

 

[Meade's Ball]

Youd get used to it!

Depends if i'd only been out with slut-faced whores or not.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Depends if i'd only been out with slut-faced whores or not.

You must have done as all women are SFW

 

[looney]

The biggest myth going is that women are good communicators.

Ahahahahahaha.

I think they like playing the matyr(or however that words spelt.)

 

[GUNTER]

It can be quite a pay off - the breathless rampant baby oil sex (with or without utensils) in return for the mindless, irrational, ill-timed mood swings.

I LOVE this thread. Best laugh i've had in ages and it seems it happens to all blokes!

 

[looney]

I reckon when they trott of to the lav en mass its to conspire to annoy us, either that or there all Compulsive lezzies.

 

[The Large One]

I reckon when they trott of to the lav en mass its to conspire to annoy us, either that or there all Compulsive lezzies.

They're only checking on each others' potty-training techniques.

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

So you can cook, clean, iron, organise, wash behind your ears and remain in control of the TV remote all by yourself then?

If left in peace without nagging for long enough yes.








DISCLAIMER:

Not that I have to worry about any of this as my partner is in fact perfect.

 

[Easy 10]

It can be quite a pay off - the breathless rampant baby oil sex (with or without utensils) in return for the mindless, irrational, ill-timed mood swings. But can't we have one woman for the former and one for the latter? At least I could know which one to shackle and muzzle in the cellar.

Tch.
Thats what AFFAIRS are for, TLO.