Juan Albion
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s.stubbs said:Not since Thatcher shut the pits
Yeah, typical bloody woman.
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Yeah, typical bloody woman.
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Was Thatcher a woman?Juan Albion said:
Juan Albion
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I was referring to Dennis.
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saucySpicy said:Yes, but Denis was only handbag sized so she could put him neatly away when she had finished with him. All women should have a man like that.
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I'm going for a lie downSpicy said:He obviously liked the experience though - some men like a dominant woman.
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Goring Gull said:This made me laugh, last night i was sitting about around 7 pm, had put the nipper to bed and i thought, i'll pop up the offy and get myself a four pack of ale, so i say to the missus, i'm off up the shop for a couple of beers do you want anything?
missus: what do you want them for, your always having a beer at home... (for the record i haven't had abeer for a fornight) Why do you need a beer if theres no occasion to drink, what about your healthetc etc.
I can't believe the grief i got, what is it with women, if i'd been going to the shop for a bottle of Cola ( which is probably just as bad for me) she wouldn't have said a word.
I have a slightly different model.
"Want anything from the shops dearest? I need some beer."
"No thanks - I'm fine".
I return with Stella.
"So where's my chocolate?"
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Goring Gull said:This made me laugh, last night i was sitting about around 7 pm, had put the nipper to bed and i thought, i'll pop up the offy and get myself a four pack of ale, so i say to the missus, i'm off up the shop for a couple of beers do you want anything?
missus: what do you want them for, your always having a beer at home... (for the record i haven't had abeer for a fornight) Why do you need a beer if theres no occasion to drink, what about your health
I can't believe the grief i got, what is it with women, if i'd been going to the shop for a bottle of Cola ( which is probably just as bad for me) she wouldn't have said a word.
Ahem, as if we men struggle with what women say and what they mean - this one is actually amazingly simple. She is really saying;
"You talk/act like a right wanker when you have even the slightest drop of beer"
You obviously can't handle your alcohol, but then, who can? I've yet to meet anyone for whom it made character improvements.
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Plus NMH, if we believe what has been in the media over the past few months it is women who have problems with overindulgence more than men now, how annoying is a p****d up woman?
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Gully said:
There's nothing worse.
What was that Jack Nicholson line? "Think of a man and take away reason and accountability" or summat.
A drunk woman is the worst.
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Re: Re: Women eh.......
At least thats how it seems to me.
I must get you one in some time then NMH. I am a crushing bore when sober, but I'm the life and soul once I've had a few.NMH said:
At least thats how it seems to me.
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My wife insists i am an alcoholic.
I am not, because i do not attend meetings
I am not, because i do not attend meetings
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Thats how I see it.Knightsworld said:My wife insists i am an alcoholic.
I am not, because i do not attend meetings
As long as you don't admit[ to it, then there's no way you can be an alcoholic. Its only when you start acknowledging it that the problems start. Crying, meetings etc. Its a slippery slope.
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Re: Re: Re: Women eh.......
Ok, as long as we drink the same amount, I'll probably find you interesting
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Ok, as long as we drink the same amount, I'll probably find you interesting
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