Withnail and I

[tinx]

"Monty, you terrible C UNT"

My personal fav line.

As well as

Are the farmer?
Of course he's the f***ing farmer withnail

 

[zefarelly]

bloody marvellous film, and I'm not into film per se

wheres your tool box . . . .you've got anti freeze in there

don't be stupid Withnail, you should never mix your drinks

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

I need booze! I demand to have some booze!

 

[Withnail]

 

[tinx]

fork it!!!!

 

[Simster]

"I've just been called a ponce."

"Which fucka said tha..."

"I DID. AND NOW I'M CALLING YOU ONE. PONCE!!"


"I don't know what my aquaintance did to offend you, but I can assure you - it's got nothing to do with me"

 

[Withnail]

We've come on holiday by mistake.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Here Hare Here

 

[Easy 10]

"We want the finest wines known to mankind. We want them here. And we want them NOW."

 

[The Large One]

Screenplay can be found here

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

I feel like a pig shat in my head

 

[The Large One]

I don't advise a hair cut man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bold-headed men are uptight.

If I medicined you you'd think a brain tumour was a birthday present.

 

[Brightonfan1983]

Mr Grant's in the West End in October - would be great to see him I reckon

 

[Curious Orange]

I don't advise a hair cut man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bold-headed men are uptight.

I wonder if Ralph knew what his hair-line was going to end up like when he delivered that line..?

 

[Eggmundo]

You want to try getting hold of the soundtrack, serious money changing hands for that one.
King Curtis' rendition of "Whiter Shade of Pale" is worth it alone though.

 

[zefarelly]

You want to try getting hold of the soundtrack, serious money changing hands for that one.
King Curtis' rendition of "Whiter Shade of Pale" is worth it alone though.

bloody good call . . . .great track

 

[The Large One]

Got it on vinyl at home. Bought it at a time when it wasn't a fortune. About £10 I think.