I agree, Berkshire is a comedy riot. We should be puffing out our chests with pride that he is the ambassador for all Albion fans in the Thames Valley! Those Royals often don't know what hits them! Literally! No one can have ANY doubt that as far as the Albion is concerned, Berkshire's heart is in the right place. Who really cares if the search party can't locate the brain? No one!
Another thing, I'm wellin' up with tears the little messages that Tom and Gareth are sending each other. This is what NSC is all about, misunderstood true soulmates finding each other across the vast expanse of cyberspace. It's soooooo beautiful, I'm gonna cry!