will you be my friend

[thewaterboy]

ppplease

 

[surrey jim]

no, but thanks for asking

 

[Badger]

Sorry, but you just haven't put on a convincing argument

 

[Icy Gull]

Got just the chap for you here

YouTube - Teddy Ruxpin Sings!

 

[thewaterboy]

no, but thanks for asking

i thought i knew you mr moore

 

[John Bumlick]

will you touch me downstairs?

 

[Uncle Buck]

How is Wolverhampton?

 

[thewaterboy]

How is Wolverhampton?

i have never been to wolverhampton before

where is it

 

[thewaterboy]

will you touch me downstairs?

will you squirt quality h20 in my face

 

[thewaterboy]

Sorry, but you just haven't put on a convincing argument

how will i make you change your mind, friend

 

[Icy Gull]

Fortunately this thread will be in Childish Ramblings as soon as a mod puts in an appearance

 

[John Bumlick]

will you squirt quality h20 in my face

no, but i'll squirt WD40 on your belly.

 

[thewaterboy]

Fortunately this thread will be in Childish Ramblings as soon as a mod puts in an appearance

why is that, i am a bit of a loner and dont make many friends as i have got wonkey eyes.

im 28 years old and have never kissed a girl before.

so give me a chance im networking for friends.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

I thouht Adrie was 18 unless its another poster....?

 

[the hitman]

I'l be your friend if you f**k off and never post again?

 

[thewaterboy]

I'l be your friend if you f**k off and never post again?

how will we keep in contact friend

maybe you can come over for a bbq on sunday, ill ask mooma

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Go on then.

Only if you promise to let me do things to your backside.

 

[the hitman]

how will we keep in contact friend

maybe you can come over for a bbq on sunday, ill ask mooma

i dont want to eat baby crocs thanks

 

[thewaterboy]

Go on then.

Only if you promise to let me do things to your backside.

thankyou friend

you want me to poo on you

 

[thewaterboy]

i dont want to eat baby crocs thanks

ill let you play with vickey valincourts boobies